The Guardian
Reform's deputy leader suggests Brits should simply enjoy the heatwave and better wine, ignoring the small matter of thousands of deaths and a £4bn economic hit.
The Guardian
Burnham finally notices the climate crisis and hands farmers £65m, because apparently national security means waiting for a drought to act.
The Guardian Europe
Britain faces a food crisis, but the government would rather suppress reports and ignore stockpiles than risk being called communist. Après nous, le déluge - or at least, the famine.
The Guardian
El Niño is coming, and it's bringing hunger for 50 million more people, because the world clearly needed another crisis.
The Guardian
July 2026 set records for dryness and heat in England and Wales, with drought, hosepipe bans, and wildfires making summer the season of dehydration.
The Guardian
ECB official warns that destroying nature is bad for the economy, banks, and basically everything - who knew?
The Guardian Europe
A Suffolk holiday park gets evacuated, 90 firefighters battle a heath fire near a nuclear plant, and the RSPB calls the damage 'unprecedented' - summer in drought-stricken Britain.
The Guardian Europe
In which owls become anxious viscounts and tornadoes are 'cluster bombs' - a nature show turns the climate crisis into a spectacle, and subtlety is the first casualty.
The Guardian Europe
Probiotics and prebiotics help bees survive cold snaps, but a 40°C day still turns them into tiny toast.
The Guardian
Typhoon Maysak kills two, floods cities, and forces 48,000 evacuations in China, while Super Typhoon Bavi looms with 180mph winds. Climate crisis says 'you're welcome.'
The Guardian Europe
Spain and France prepare for another heatwave after June's killed over 2,000, while Parisians literally fight over air conditioners at Lidl.
The Guardian
A study says New Orleans is doomed by rising seas; locals call it clickbait, but some are already scouting escape routes to Mississippi.
The Guardian
A new analysis finds that 1 in 6 English babies are living in overheated homes, because apparently UK homes are designed to be cozy saunas rather than livable spaces.
The Guardian
Three Australian states brace for flash flooding as a low-pressure trough delivers a much-needed drenching to parched regions - because Australia's climate doesn't do subtle.
The Guardian
Climate change leaves scarecrows unemployed, so they start a pirate radio station and karaoke Kermit. It's more coherent than it sounds.
The Guardian
A WHO-convened commission says the climate crisis is a public health emergency that needs a Pheic declaration - because apparently dying from heatwaves and dengue isn't alarming enough on its own.
The Guardian
Trump-appointed council recommends gutting FEMA's role in disaster response, shifting costs to states and locals, while climate-fueled extreme weather sets cost records and the agency's workforce shrinks by a third.
The Guardian
Houston's immigrant communities face a perfect storm of floods, chemical spills, extreme heat, and healthcare costs - all while dodging deportation fears and FEMA's finest bureaucratic hurdles.
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