BBC World
Papua's 'Eternal Snow' Melts Away, Proving Even Eternity Has a Deadline
Papua's 'eternal snow' is melting faster than a snowball in a sauna, and the last tropical ice between the Andes and Himalayas is about to ghost us forever.
2026-09-26
BBC World
2026-09-14
The Guardian
Democrats Discover That If You Stop Saying 'Climate Change,' Voters Might Forget It's Happening
Democrats perfect the art of climate-hushing while voters grapple with disaster insurance, datacenters, and right to repair - all with a climate link nobody's allowed to mention.
2026-09-05
UN News
Central Park: New York's Green Shield Against Climate Change, Now Battling It Too
Central Park is both a victim of climate change and New York's best defense against it - proving that even nature needs a little infrastructure TLC.
2026-08-21
BBC World
Panama Canal Slashes Ship Traffic Because the Weather Is Being a Real El Niño About It
The Panama Canal is cutting daily ship transits from 36 to 32 because El Niño and climate change are hogging all the water. Global trade and water conservation don't mix.
2026-07-25
UN News
Europe Burns 57% More Land in Four Years, WHO Drops the Mic on Climate Change
Wildfires in Europe have increased 57% in four years, burning 2.2 million hectares, forcing mass evacuations, and prompting the WHO to state the obvious: climate change is the culprit.
The Guardian
French Volunteers Play Real-Life 'Finding Nemo' as Drought Turns Rivers to Puddles
As French rivers dry up from drought, volunteers become fish paramedics, hauling trout and salmon to safer waters while officials argue over who gets the last drops.
2026-07-24
BBC World
Europe's Hottest Summer Continues to Test the 'Can We Please Not Do This Again?' Theory
France and Spain evacuate tens of thousands as 'XXL fires' turn holiday spots into infernos, because Europe's heatwave decided last year's flames weren't big enough.
2026-07-19
The Guardian
Bank of England Finally Realizes Coal Bonds Might Not Be Great Collateral
Bank of England bans coal bonds as collateral, giving climate activists a reason to smile - but details on haircuts and exclusions leave room for more.
2026-07-18
The Guardian
Wildfires Getting So Bad Firefighters Now Have to Play Doctor With a Hose
Wildfires are getting so bad that firefighters now have to triage like ER doctors, and even the UK is learning what 'unprecedented' actually means.
2026-07-13
The Guardian
British Couple Among 13 Victims of Spanish Wildfires; Family Gets Tragic Text Before Evacuation
A British couple, Pete and Fran Gillam, are among 13 killed in Spanish wildfires, with their daughter receiving a final text before they evacuated and lost contact.
2026-07-07
The Guardian
Big Oil Plans to Turn Up the Heat on an Already Boiling Planet, Because Money
Oil companies plan to increase production by 14% this decade, despite overwhelming evidence that it's cooking the planet. Profits are up; so are temperatures.
2026-06-27
The Guardian
Europe Endures Hottest Heatwave on Record, Forgets Everything It Learned Last Time
Europe faces its worst heatwave on record, with deaths, infrastructure failures, and political inertia, proving that we've learned nothing from the last 20 years of heatwaves.
2026-06-20
The Guardian
World Cup Players Discover That Playing Soccer in a Hot Oven Is, In Fact, Hot
A new analysis finds that World Cup matches are being played in potentially dangerous heat, and Fifa's solution involves a lot of air conditioning and hope.
2026-06-07
The Guardian
Climate Divide Over Dinner: One Man’s Net Zero is Another Man’s ‘Maybe 2060?’
A retired IT manager and a biologist share a meal and a disagreement over whether we should save the planet by 2050 or just push it to 2060 and hope for the best.
2026-06-04
The Guardian
El Niño and Climate Change Team Up to Give Australia’s Ski Season a Cold Shoulder
El Niño and climate change join forces to threaten Australia's ski season, leaving resorts clinging to snow machines and skiers praying for winter magic.
2026-05-22
Grist
World Agrees Climate Change Is Bad, 8 Countries Disagree (Guess Which Ones)
UN votes overwhelmingly to back ICJ ruling that climate inaction is a 'wrongful act' - U.S., Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Russia say 'nah, we're good'.
2026-04-25
Inside Climate News
El Niño Poised to Give Earth a Permanent Fever, Scientists Warn
The Pacific is cooking up a super El Niño that could permanently shove Earth past the 1.5°C warming threshold, triggering regime shifts in heat, drought and rainfall patterns - because why have a stable climate when you can have a chaotic one?
2026-04-24
Inside Climate News
GOP Leaders Funded by Fossil Fuels Question Integrity of National Academies' Climate Report
GOP lawmakers who've pocketed half a million from oil and gas are suddenly worried that the nation's top science body might be biased after it confirmed climate change is real and harmful.
2026-04-18
Ars Technica
Great White Sharks Discover That Being 'Hot Stuff' Is Now A Problem
The ocean's top predators are discovering their biological superpower - running hot - is a major liability in a warming world, creating a 'double jeopardy' of overheating and hunger.
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