The Guardian
Hurricane Isaias Kills Four, Leaves 679,000 Without Power, and Sets a Record Nobody Wanted
Hurricane Isaias killed four, knocked out power for 679,000, and set a record for lateness - because of course it did.
2026-10-10
The Guardian
2026-09-14
The Guardian
Democrats Discover That If You Stop Saying 'Climate Change,' Voters Might Forget It's Happening
Democrats perfect the art of climate-hushing while voters grapple with disaster insurance, datacenters, and right to repair - all with a climate link nobody's allowed to mention.
2026-09-12
Grist
Houseplant Workers Sweat It Out So Your Ficus Can Live Its Best Life
Activists deliver a petition to Costa Farms, the world's largest indoor plant grower, demanding basic heat protections for workers who make your fiddle-leaf fig possible.
2026-09-10
The Guardian
Florida Man to Be Executed for Hog Trail Murders, Because Nothing Says 'Justice' Like 30 Years of Appeals
Florida man Daniel Owen Conahan Jr is set to be executed for the 1996 Hog Trail Murders, as the state continues its record-breaking execution spree under Gov. Ron DeSantis.
2026-06-17
The Guardian Europe
'Alligator Alcatraz' May Have Finally Lost Its Residents, But Activists Aren't Packing Up Their Legal Briefs Just Yet
Detainees reportedly moved from Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz' camp, but activists say they'll keep fighting until the lights are off, fences are down, and the Everglades get their swamp back.
2026-04-29
The Atlantic
Florida Republicans Gerrymander With Straight Faces, Refuse to Say the G-Word
Florida Republicans approve a gerrymandered congressional map that could flip four Democratic seats, but they're legally forbidden from admitting it's partisan - so they just whistle innocently and hope no one subpoenas them.
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