BBC World
A positive cannabis test for an Air India pilot raises more questions than answers, as science struggles to link THC presence to impairment at the time of an incident.
BBC World
A Ryanair flight's engine blade decided to redecorate the cabin with a hole in the window, and a passenger's head got intimately acquainted with the outside world.
The Guardian
A firefighting helicopter crashes in Utah, starting a new fire, because the original 105,000-acre blaze wasn't enough of a headache.
The Guardian Europe
Ryanair insists its planes are safe after a passenger nearly became an involuntary skydiver, while also complaining about EU border delays and falling profits.
TechCrunch
NTSB confirms the Tesla driver floored it, overriding the self-driving system, in a crash that killed a 76-year-old. Musk's 'makes no sense' now makes slightly more sense.
The Verge
Tesla driver charged with manslaughter after his car launched into a home at 73 mph - because 'Full Self-Driving' apparently needs a little manual help to become 'Full Self-Murder.'
TechCrunch
Waymo's robotaxis can't handle water, so the company is expanding its 'we give up' zone to four cities - because apparently, rain is still a mystery to AI.
The Guardian
NTSB reveals a known cracked wing part was flagged years before a UPS plane crash killed 15, because apparently warnings are just suggestions.
The Good Times
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