The Guardian
Utah Flash Flood Reminds Us Nature Doesn't Care About Your Hiking Plans
A Utah family's hiking trip ends tragically when a flash flood proves that even firefighters can't outrun a sudden deluge.
2026-07-19
The Guardian
2026-07-15
NASA
Heat Dome Reminds Americans That Summer Is, In Fact, Still Summer
A heat dome over the western U.S. shatters temperature records, proving that summer hasn't gotten the memo about moderation.
2026-07-07
The Guardian
Utah Finally Does the Thing Paris Hilton Has Been Asking For, Revokes Boarding School License
Utah finally listens to Paris Hilton and revokes the license of Provo Canyon School, citing a laundry list of failures that go back decades.
The Good Times
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