BBC World
A Ryanair flight's engine blade decided to redecorate the cabin with a hole in the window, and a passenger's head got intimately acquainted with the outside world.
The Guardian Europe
Ryanair insists its planes are safe after a passenger nearly became an involuntary skydiver, while also complaining about EU border delays and falling profits.
BBC Business
Ryanair's profits drop 34% as war, fuel costs, and nervous flyers force fare cuts; Mediterranean flights still full but passengers booking later.
BBC Business
Aer Lingus plans to cut 500 jobs and drop several routes, blaming the economy, fuel costs, and a €103m loss - because what's a little existential crisis among friends?
BBC Business
Man nearly becomes human projectile after Ryanair window decides to dislodge at 9,000 feet; wife's grip strength saves the day.
BBC Business
EU border checks mean you'll need extra time, app alerts, and a stern talk with your insurer - or you'll be paying for your own incompetence.
BBC Business
Michael O'Leary extends Ryanair contract through 2032, with a bonus scheme that could earn him over €150m - because apparently running Europe's biggest budget airline wasn't profitable enough for him personally.
BBC Business
Oil prices do the limbo as Trump threatens Iran, then postpones the attack at Gulf leaders' request, leaving markets to guess if we're heading for war or a deal - or just a very expensive summer.
The Guardian
European aviation emissions have surpassed pre-Covid levels, with Ryanair alone emitting as much CO₂ as Croatia - proving that the industry's decarbonisation pledge is about as effective as a paper umbrella in a hurricane.
The Guardian Europe
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary suggests airports stop serving booze before 7 a.m., because apparently 'don't get drunk on a plane' needs a legislative assist.
The Guardian
Ryanair closes Berlin base, blames German tax; union says it's about profit, not taxes. Meanwhile, trains see an opportunity, and jet fuel prices laugh all the way to the bank.
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