BBC World
A Ryanair flight's engine blade decided to redecorate the cabin with a hole in the window, and a passenger's head got intimately acquainted with the outside world.
The Guardian Europe
Ryanair insists its planes are safe after a passenger nearly became an involuntary skydiver, while also complaining about EU border delays and falling profits.
BBC Business
Man nearly becomes human projectile after Ryanair window decides to dislodge at 9,000 feet; wife's grip strength saves the day.
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