The Guardian
Hurricane Isaias Kills Four, Leaves 679,000 Without Power, and Sets a Record Nobody Wanted
Hurricane Isaias killed four, knocked out power for 679,000, and set a record for lateness - because of course it did.
2026-10-10
The Guardian
The Hill
Trump Cancels Football Game Due to Hurricane, Promises Tennessee Rally and Maybe a Televised Execution
Trump skips a football game due to a hurricane, heads to Tennessee to campaign, and remains noncommittal on whether a firing squad execution will be livestreamed - because that's where we are now.
2026-10-08
Grist
Hurricane Isaias Finally Shows Up to the Party, Sets Record for Tardiness
Hurricane Isaias shows up fashionably late to the Atlantic season, breaking a record for tardiness while El Niño gets the blame for the quietest season in decades.
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