The Guardian Europe
French police accused of war-like injuries to teens during school protests, with 6,773 under-18s in custody and officers under investigation for violence, insults, and the occasional blown-off hand.
The Guardian
The UK's 'one in, one out' asylum deal with France lasted 423 days and did basically nothing, so now it's riot police - because that always works.
The Guardian
French students say 'non' to government pledges, demanding €10bn for schools while dodging teargas and baton charges - because nothing says 'back to school' like a riot.
The Guardian Europe
France's wine harvest hits a historic low after summer heatwaves, because apparently even grapes have limits - though the Champagne that survived is, naturally, exceptional.
BBC World
France prepares for another day of school protests after a week that saw 190 injured students, 5,000 arrests, and a government promising 'visible changes' while insisting it's not conceding to violence.
The Guardian Europe
France shuts 400 schools as teen protests over crowded classes turn into "urban violence," while Spain's housing fight and Sweden's coalition chaos politely wait their turn.
The Guardian Europe
Inside France's juvenile detention centres, children sleep fully clothed for privacy, count days in notebooks, and face up to 23 hours a day in cells - because nothing says 'child welfare' like a concrete yard with faeces on the walls.
The Guardian
Rachida Dati faces up to 10 years in prison for allegedly accepting €900,000 in legal fees that prosecutors say were actually for banned lobbying - a distinction that will now be decided by a French court.
BBC World
France lets champagne hit 15% ABV after record heatwaves, because if the planet is going to boil, we may as well be tipsy for it.
BBC World
Fourteen alleged smugglers face trial for a Channel crossing that killed 30, and an inquiry says it was all avoidable - shocking, right?
Yahoo News
Travel guru Rick Steves reveals the Paris Museum Pass and other tricks to dodge crowds in France - because nobody vacations to stare at someone's backpack.
The Guardian
This summer's split-screen of European heatwaves and Nepalese floods shows climate chaos doesn't discriminate - only our disaster budgets do.
BBC Politics
Sir Ed Davey's attempt to donate blood was thwarted by the French mosquito population, proving that even good deeds can't escape the tyranny of geography.
The Guardian Europe
Kevin Warsh heads to Jackson Hole to deliver a speech that may or may not clarify Fed policy, while the Treasury plays bond-market tug-of-war and France tries to avoid recession.
BBC World
France's heatwave is causing drownings, wildfires, and even the Eiffel Tower to close early. Stay cool, don't swim in canals, and maybe reconsider that nuclear plant tour.
The Guardian
France's wildfires burned record land and displaced thousands, but the roots go back to Napoleon III's pine plantations - now a flammable nightmare made worse by climate change.
The Guardian
Europe's heatwaves are cooking the economy, with €180bn in GDP at risk, nuclear plants offline, rivers too shallow for barges, and Italy's tomatoes crying for help.
The Guardian
As heatwaves scorch France, rural pools are lifelines for cooling off and learning to swim - but budget woes and aging infrastructure threaten to pull the plug.
BBC World
France arrests 420 for wildfires, but with 9 out of 10 fires human-caused, the real culprit might just be our collective love for fossil fuels and carelessness.
The Guardian Europe
Italians and French are the real sunlounger hogs, according to a YouGov poll, while Germans just get the blame. Meanwhile, Italy battles umbrella cheats in a dawn war for beach real estate.
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