The Atlantic
Trump's beef import plan is a gamble: 300,000 metric tons of mystery meat to lower prices, but ranchers and GOP senators are crying foul.
TechCrunch
Chinese carmakers are betting big on humanoid robots as the next profit frontier, because making cars is apparently too mainstream and not nearly lucrative enough.
Yahoo News
DJI strapped a consumer camera to a rocket, it survived 500°C, and now China is one step closer to catching up with SpaceX - all because off-the-shelf tech is apparently better than aerospace engineering.
BBC World
China's internet censorship is so effective it's hiding a catastrophic flood, leaving the world to wonder if the victims are real or just a glitch in the firewall.
The Atlantic
Karoline Leavitt's press briefings were less about informing the public and more about insulting reporters - a skill she perfected, making her both a Trump loyalist and utterly forgettable.
UN News
WHO tallies 3,205 attacks on Ukraine's healthcare, because apparently bombing hospitals is a strategy, and still tries to patch things up.
TechCrunch
Lambda borrows $1 billion to buy Nvidia chips to rent to Microsoft, continuing the AI industry's proud tradition of spending billions in borrowed money to build the future.
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