NPR Economy
Trump renames Lake Ontario, tariffs run wild, and an expert says we're all shooting ourselves in the foot - but hey, at least the trade ministers stopped shouting.
The Guardian Europe
China's robot Olympics showcased staggering progress and hilarious failures, proving humanoids aren't quite ready to take over - or even pour water without spilling it.
BBC World
China's internet censorship is so effective it's hiding a catastrophic flood, leaving the world to wonder if the victims are real or just a glitch in the firewall.
Ars Technica
Europe funds startups, Louisiana becomes SpaceX's new playground, India's launch crisis deepens, and China delays its lunar mission - because space is never boring.
UN News
UN reports devastating floods in Nepal and China, with thousands displaced, infrastructure destroyed, and a swift humanitarian response underway - because water, it turns out, is not always life-giving.
MIT Technology Review
China's humanoid robots are taking center stage at a Shanghai carnival, doing handstands, folding laundry, and charming crowds - because why let humans have all the fun?
BBC World
China's biggest car recall hits 4 million vehicles because hidden door handles are stylish - until you're trapped in a burning car.
Ars Technica
China's Chang'e 7 mission to the Moon's South Pole is delayed to 2027, likely due to Typhoon Narra, opening the door for Blue Origin's Blue Moon to potentially get there first.
Yahoo News
China's Zijin Longking just unveiled a 350-ton electric mining truck with a 1,400 kWh battery, because why should your commute be the only thing that's green?
BBC Business
Trump threatens 'most crushing' economic operation against Iran and any country that helps it, while failing to specify what that means - classic.
BBC World
Evergrande's founder gets life in prison, proving that building an empire on debt and creative accounting doesn't end well.
Ars Technica
China's second reusable rocket landing in 40 days shows the US space industry might want to pick up the pace - or at least stop dropping things.
The Guardian Europe
Taiwan stages its first simulated internet blackout to prepare for a potential Chinese attack, because nothing says 'civil defense' like a TikTok outage.
The Guardian Europe
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey faces its toughest test yet: convincing Chinese audiences that Hollywood still matters, while a struggling cinema industry prays for a blockbuster savior.
The Guardian Europe
China's C919 jet makes its first international flight to Mongolia, but analysts say it's more PR than paradigm shift, with a plane that's late, full of western parts, and not yet approved by regulators.
The Guardian
Chinese EVs hit record sales in Europe, sparking tariff debates, while Tesla makes a comeback and PHEVs enjoy a loophole before it closes.
The Guardian Europe
Xi Jinping leverages global chaos to push a new 'ethnic unity' law, essentially telling minorities to become pomegranate seeds or get squeezed.
BBC Business
Trump slaps 15% tariff on polysilicon to counter China's chip dominance, because nothing says 'national security' like a tax on semiconductor sand. China promises retaliation, US producers rejoice, and the trade war rages on.
SpaceNews
Europe is trailing in the orbital computing race, with China and the U.S. sprinting ahead while the EU contemplates whether building space data centers is worth the effort.
Ars Technica
Tesla's Shanghai plant is cranking out record numbers, but Chinese buyers are yawning, so the company is shipping cars abroad - and maybe considering a SpaceX merger to spice things up.
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