BBC Business
Kellogg's UK swaps rice grains for corn and rice flour in Rice Krispies and Coco Pops due to weather-hit harvests, adding a wheat gluten warning - because breakfast is now a climate negotiation.
BBC World
Indonesia's annual haze tradition returns, bringing respiratory woes and diplomatic spats as Singapore and Malaysia try to clear the air without clearing the forests.
NASA
Arnab, the first named storm of the 2026 North Indian Ocean cyclone season, showed up late, packed 140 km/h winds, and still managed to ruin everything in Andhra Pradesh.
BBC World
US and 30 other Western states warn Sudan's food security is deteriorating alarmingly, urge warring parties to allow aid as 19.5 million face acute hunger and famine looms.
BBC World
Typhoon Champi, the year's strongest storm, cancels flights, shuts Taiwan's $5tn stock exchange, and injures 171 people - because El Niño apparently has a sense of drama.
The Guardian
Arizona gets a rare visit from tornadoes and golf-ball hail, because El Niño apparently decided the desert needed a plot twist.
NASA
El Niño-driven drought turns New Guinea's rainforests into a carbon-emitting bonfire, with Papua New Guinea on track for its highest fire emissions year on record - because apparently the bar was already on the floor.
The Guardian
California's weather forecast: fire, heat, and sea-level rise - because why deal with one disaster when you can have them all at once?
The Guardian
A 10-12ft great white shark with 'aggressive behavior' shut down a two-mile stretch of Huntington Beach, because apparently even sharks need personal space.
The Guardian Europe
Thailand's Siam Amazing Park trades rollercoasters for a giant lake, because climate change doesn't care about your summer plans.
The Guardian
Sydney gets a total fire ban, 37C heat, and the threat of dry lightning - because why have a normal Monday when you can have a literal trial by fire?
Grist
Hurricane Isaias shows up fashionably late to the Atlantic season, breaking a record for tardiness while El Niño gets the blame for the quietest season in decades.
The Hill
A glacier the size of a New York building fell 4,000 feet in Nepal, and the world's mountain towns are still pretending this is someone else's problem.
The Guardian Europe
Hawaii's Hōlei sea arch, which stood for 550 years, finally succumbed to erosion and storms - proving the USGS right and ruining countless vacation photos.
The Guardian
A slow-moving, planetary-scale 'kelvin' wave is heading to California, promising to raise sea levels by up to a foot and generally make El Niño's already-dramatic winter even more so.
The Guardian
A grassroots film says sharing climate dread together beats doomscrolling alone - a bold pitch in a week that also brought 450,000 predicted El Niño deaths and a suppressed security report.
The Guardian Europe
Two olive ridley sea turtles nested on California beaches for the first time ever, and scientists are as confused as you are.
The Guardian
Europe suspects Russia is testing NATO's limits with a 'shadow war' of sabotage, while the UN general assembly kicks off and El Niño breaks temperature records.
BBC Business
The UK government wants you to stock up on tinned fish and long-life milk because climate change is coming for your dinner. Here's what to buy and what to avoid.
The Guardian Europe
Experts say the key to flood-proofing your home is self-closing airbricks, flood tape, and a deflated football - because nothing says 'climate resilience' like a toilet full of sports equipment.
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