UN News
Cholera Returns to Sudan, Because Apparently War Wasn't Enough
Sudan adds cholera to its already impressive roster of crises, with over 100 dead and aid access hampered by drones.
2026-07-10
UN News
2026-07-04
The Guardian
Sudan's El Obeid Residents Can't Even Count Drone Strikes Anymore, But They're Pretty Sure It's a Lot
In El Obeid, Sudan, drone strikes are so frequent that residents count them like sheep - except the sheep are killing people and destroying infrastructure, and the international community is being told to pick up the phone.
2026-06-25
UN News
Drone Strike Near School Injures Students in Sudan, Because of Course It's Near a School
UN warns of imminent RSF assault on El Obeid after drone strike near school injures students; WHO preps supplies for yet another crisis.
2026-06-24
UN News
UN Report Finds Sudan's War Has a Disturbing Side Hustle: Sexual Violence
UN report confirms that in Sudan's war, sexual violence is not just a side effect but a tactic, with hundreds of verified incidents that are likely just the beginning.
2026-06-18
UN News
UN Warns Impending Attack on Sudanese City Could Be 'Playbook' Repeat of Earlier Horrors
UN warns that an imminent RSF offensive on El Obeid risks 'serious international crimes' and repeats the horrors of El Fasher - because apparently the world needs a second viewing of this particular tragedy.
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