BBC World
Russian Drone Decides Romanian Apartment Needs a Surprise Renovation
A Russian drone visits a Romanian apartment building, injuring two and reminding everyone that NATO borders are just suggestions to some.
2026-05-29
BBC World
2026-05-22
The Guardian Europe
NATO Holds War Games in Abandoned Tube Station, Because Where Else Would You Plan for Armageddon?
NATO simulates defending Estonia from Russia in a secret London Tube bunker, because nothing says 'readiness' like planning World War III beneath a station selling overpriced sandwiches.
2026-05-21
The Guardian
NATO Countries Reminded That Supporting Ukraine Requires Actual Support, Not Just Good Vibes
NATO countries get a gentle but pointed reminder that supporting Ukraine costs money, Hungary tries to make Orbán a one-act play, and Greece finds a Ukrainian sea drone in a cave - proving that even in war, littering is still illegal.
2026-05-20
The Guardian Europe
Lithuania Lifts Drone Alert After Suspected Belarusian Flyer Takes a Wrong Turn - NATO Chief Offers Calm, Decisive, Proportional Sarcasm
Lithuania's drone alert ends after a military flyer from Belarus takes a scenic detour near Vilnius, while NATO's Mark Rutte delivers a masterclass in diplomatic deflection and gentle shaming of Europe's defense spending.
2026-05-18
The Guardian
Trump Claims ‘Very Good Chance’ of Iran Deal, Which Definitely Isn’t Just Him Trying to Sound Presidential
Trump claims progress on Iran deal as Gulf states reportedly beg him not to bomb things; Germany’s chancellor has some strong opinions about the US.
2026-05-15
The Guardian
Zelenskyy Says Ukraine 'Entirely Justified' in Planning Strikes on Russian Oil and Military After Kyiv Attacks Kill 24
Zelenskyy vows retaliation against Russian oil and military targets after Kyiv attacks kill 24, while Trump says the strikes 'set back' peace efforts.
2026-05-13
The Guardian
Cruise Ship Passengers Get to Practice Their Best Quarantine Poses After Suspected Norovirus Outbreak
A cruise ship in Bordeaux is under quarantine after a norovirus outbreak, while world leaders in Bucharest discuss Russia's ongoing drone attacks on Ukraine. Two very different kinds of confinement.
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