The Guardian
Australian police find a newborn in a bin, and now they're more worried about the mother than the bin's contents - because that's the kind of world we live in.
TechCrunch
Applications close in 48 hours for Stripe x Startup Battlefield Sydney - one startup gets a golden ticket to TechCrunch Disrupt, and the only requirement is having an actual working thing, not just a dream and a Canva deck.
The Guardian
Arts venue in former Sydney church gets eviction notice after religious groups take issue with LGBTQ+ events, because apparently holy communion fries cross a line.
The Guardian
Sydney's hottest June in 167 years has climate scientists saying 'told you so' as record ocean warmth turns winter into spring.
A 1971 Ford Falcon GT is ripped in half in a Sydney crash, yet the driver walks away with minor injuries - proving that even classic muscle cars can't compete with modern safety engineering.
The Guardian Europe
A 1980s Sydney club kid learns that sometimes the scariest footsteps are followed by the nicest taxi drivers.
BBC Health
Thousands of Sydney dental patients may have been exposed to HIV and hepatitis because one dentist apparently skipped the 'sterilisation' chapter of dentistry school.
BBC World
Three Australian women return from Syria to a warm welcome of handcuffs and charges of crimes against humanity, including alleged slave-keeping.
The Guardian
A 32-year-old man is in custody after his parents and brother were found dead in a Sydney home, with police calling it a 'very bloody scene' and a tragic family affair.
The Guardian
A patient at a Sydney hospital allegedly attacks nurses, police, and a member of the public with a garbage bin, prompting renewed calls for better safety measures in emergency departments.
The Good Times
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