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Stripe Buys OpenRouter for $7.5B, Denies Singularity Motivations
Stripe drops $7.5B on OpenRouter, not for the singularity (probably), but to embed itself in AI capital flows.
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Stripe drops $7.5B on OpenRouter, not for the singularity (probably), but to embed itself in AI capital flows.
TechCrunch
PayPal might just sell itself to Stripe and Advent after all, which is one way to 'become a technology company again' - by ceasing to be an independent one.
TechCrunch
PayPal posts earnings beat, then coyly hints it might accept a higher takeover offer than Stripe's $53.4 billion bid, because who doesn't love a little drama with their quarterly results?
ZDNet
Anthropic releases Claude Opus 5, promising near-Fable capabilities at half the price - because who doesn't want a cheaper, slightly less godlike AI?
TechCrunch
TechCrunch and Stripe assemble three judges to pick Australia's next breakout startup, with prizes including cash credits and a ticket to Disrupt 2026.
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Applications close in 48 hours for Stripe x Startup Battlefield Sydney - one startup gets a golden ticket to TechCrunch Disrupt, and the only requirement is having an actual working thing, not just a dream and a Canva deck.
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Airwallex's founder turned down a $1.2 billion buyout from Stripe to grind out 90 financial licenses, proving that sometimes the hardest path - involving biometric scans and seven-year waits - is the…
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