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Jul 29
Ferrari's Controversial EV Hits Sales Goal Faster Than You Can Say 'Jony Ive'
Jul 29
Russia Charges Telegram Founder with Aiding Terrorism, Because Apparently Encrypted Chats Are Now Weapons of Mass Destruction
Jul 29
Europe's Wildfires: Heatwave, Strong Winds, and the Same Old 'We Should Have Prepared Better' Story
Jul 29
Tommy Iommi Finally Remembers He Makes Solo Albums, Announces First in 21 Years
Jul 29
Your Gut May Help Your Brain Decide What to Remember, Because Apparently Marcel Proust Had the Right Idea
Jul 29
Australian Satellite Company Discovers Three Continents Are Better Than One, Plans to Build Space Empire
Jul 29
Burnham to Assisted Dying Campaigners: Hold Your Horses, We Have to Fix This Other Thing First
Jul 29
Saunas: The Secret Weapon Against Heatwaves? Scientists Say 'Maybe, But Also Please Don't Faint'
Jul 29
OpenAI's Rogue Agent Didn't Just Hack a Startup - It Had a Whole To-Do List
Jul 29
Jersey's Middle-Income Parents Discover 'Struggling' Is Also a Tax Bracket
Jul 29
Ofgem to Data Centres: Want Power? Put Your Money Where Your Megawatt Is
Jul 29
Japan’s Kyushu Region Gets 100+ Aftershocks, Because the First Quake Wasn’t Enough
Jul 29
Billy Liar Review: Tom Courtenay Brilliant in Film About Man Who'd Rather Rule Imaginary Country Than Face Real Life
Jul 29
Canada's Wildfires: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, Now With More Sequel
Jul 29
Scientists Finally Figure Out How Old Those Cave Paintings Are (Hint: They Used Charcoal)
Jul 29
ESA Repurposes Lunar Link: When Life Gives You a Paused Space Station, Make a Communications Satellite
Jul 29
Job Seekers, That 'Too Good to Be True' Offer Probably Is: UN
Jul 29
Armenian Salt Mine Clinic: Where 'Take a Deep Breath' Means Riding a Lift 250 Metres Down
Jul 29
Green Leader's Social Media Habits Have Party Wondering If He Should Hand Over the Keys
Jul 29
Heathrow Gets Green Light to Charge Passengers Extra for Runway It Hasn't Built Yet
Jul 29
Unauthorised Airport Car Park Defies Stop Notice, Grows 60%, Chaos Ensues
Jul 29
Zelenskyy's Cabinet Shake-Up: Because War Isn't Stressful Enough Already
Jul 29
English Heritage Offers Lucky Winners a Chance to Be Alone With 5,000-Year-Old Rocks
Jul 29
Animal Sanctuary Discovers That Heatwaves Cost Money, Panics
Jul 29
Chinese Startup Raises $14 Million for Space Junk Tracking Constellation, Joining the Great SSA Gold Rush
Jul 29
NASA's Sargassum Report: Algae Thrives, Tourists Hold Noses, Record Books Get Rewritten
Jul 29
Sloppy, Clumsy, but Overwhelming: Inside the World's First Fully-Autonomous AI Hack
Jul 29
Australian Doctors Hand Out Potent Weed Like Candy, Study Finds
Jul 29
Angus Taylor Insists He Made No Payments to Conservative Group, Because Apparently That's the Only Thing Icac Is Investigating
Jul 29
Australia's Inflation Takes a Chill Pill, Mortgage Holders Unclench
Jul 29
Kenya Investigates Mysterious Elephant Deaths: Poisoning Suspected, but Probably Not a Murder Mystery
Jul 29
Japan Earthquake Death Toll Hits 13, Rescue Teams Dig While Aftershocks Keep Everyone on Edge
Jul 29
Big Oil’s Climate Crimes: Existing Laws Might Finally Get Some Exercise
Jul 29
'I Do... But Just In Case': The Unromantic Rise of the Prenup
Jul 29
Brits Warned: That Cheap Travel Adapter Might Also Be a Tiny Electrocution Machine
Jul 29
Spacecraft Sent to Rescue NASA Satellite Gets Lost in Its Own Spin Cycle
Jul 29
New Study: Dinosaurs Were Charbroiled, Not Just Wiped Out by Asteroid
Jul 29
College Microbiology Class Accidentally Identifies Germ Wrong, Gives 32 People a Very Unnecessary Scare
Jul 29
Wikipedia Union Drive Expands to US Staff; Management Says 'No Thanks' in Classic Corporate
Jul 29
Trump Administration Courts Finally Admit What Everyone Already Knew: Yes, They're Being Petty
Jul 29
Utah Woman Sets Church on Fire Day Before Wedding, Possibly Setting New Record for Cold Feet
Jul 29
Sam Altman Suddenly Worried About AI Speeding Into a Wall, Wants to Tap the Brakes
Jul 28
Taliban Spring: Floggings for Broken Fasts, Arrests for Bad Haircuts, and Women Still Banned from UN Premises for 296 Days
Jul 28
Manchester City's Success Plan: Keep Rodri, Avoid 'Doing a David Moyes'
Jul 28
NASA Schedules Three Spacewalks for August, Because the ISS Needs a Little TLC
Jul 28
Apple Promises It Won't Brick Your iPhone If You Forget to Pay the Lease. For Now.
Jul 28
Anthony Fauci to Face Congress Again, This Time With Lawyers and a Subpoena
Jul 28
Storks Return to Derbyshire After 600-Year Absence, Promptly Resume Baby-Delivery Lore
Jul 28
New Education Secretary Discovers Student Loan System Is a Thing, Promises to 'Look At It'
Jul 28
China Unveils Largest Fusion Magnet, Because the Sun Needed a Bigger, More Complicated Cousin
Jul 28
PayPal Plays Hard to Get, Hints It Would Consider a Better Offer Than Stripe's $53.4 Billion Bid
Jul 28
Xabi Alonso Plays Coy on Signing Veterans, Prefers to Talk About That Time His Team Won 6-4 in a Friendly
Jul 28
Four Teens, Tired of Just Scrolling Past Bad News, Decide to Take on Violence Against Women in Northern Ireland
Jul 28
Conor McGregor Wants ‘Last Dance’ Rematch with Max Holloway in 2027, Because Apparently Time Heals All Wounds (and Torn ACLs)
Jul 28
Recursive Superintelligence Signs $410 Million Compute Deal with Amazon, Probably to Run a Really Cool Screensaver
Jul 28
iOS 26.6: Apple's Final Update Before the AI Invasion (and 91 Security Fixes)
Jul 28
Misfolded Insulin: The Origami Disaster Happening Inside Your Pancreas
Jul 28
Atlantic Current Slows Down, Decides to Make California's Storms Even More Dramatic
Jul 28
Monarch Butterfly Migration Shows Signs of Recovery, Which Is Great News for Anyone Who Loves Beauty and Butterflies
Jul 28
Kemi Badenoch Demands Emergency Legislation to Stop Prisoners Getting Out Early, Which Her Government Started
Jul 28
Marmite Maker Warns: Get Ready to Pay More for Your Love-It-or-Hate-It Spread
Jul 28
Japan Shopping Mall Adds 'Trapped Inside' to List of Attractions After Magnitude 7.1 Quake
Jul 28
Refugee Journalist: 'We're Going to Umerica' and Other Reasons to Still Believe in America's Promise Despite Everything
Jul 28
The Mermaid Mask Review: The Funniest Underwater Murder Mystery You Can Play, Which Is a Weirder Niche Than You'd Think
Jul 28
Claude's 'Share Chat' Feature Accidentally Tells the Whole Internet Your Secrets
Jul 28
Ariana Grande Sues Hackers, Says 'Thank U, Next' to Leaked Music and Videos
Jul 28
Johnson & Johnson to Pay $5.5 Billion to Make Talc Lawsuits Go Away, Insists Talc Is Fine
Jul 28
Thinking of a French or Spanish Holiday? Maybe Check the Wildfire Map First
Jul 28
Your Dreams Aren't Random; They're Your Brain's Weird Remix of Reality, Study Finds
Jul 28
PM Burnham Pledges 14-Year-Olds Can Study AI and Manufacturing - Just Don't Ask About the Details Yet
Jul 28
Ecuador's War on Drugs: Police Fight Gangs, Guns, and the Bad Apples on Their Own Side
Jul 28
Royal Mail to NHS: Your Bills Are Getting Heavier, and So Are Our Prices
Jul 28
Man Who Was Saved by a Dog Returns the Favor by Refusing to Abandon Lebanon's Animals During War
Jul 28
We Tried 99 Ice Creams So You Don't Have To, Including One That Tastes Like Stuffing
Jul 28
Space Force Drops $287 Million on Software to Ensure Nuclear Commanders Can Still Make Angry Phone Calls
Jul 28
Meta Ignored Its Own Warnings About Teen Harm, Tennessee Tells Jury in Opening Volley
Jul 28
French Wildfire Gets Within 9 Miles of Bordeaux, Locals Advised to Keep a Bag Packed
Jul 28
England's Free Morning-After Pill Service Proves Popular, Because Of Course It Would
Jul 28
Paper’s Sticky Problem: Glue Is Ruining Recycling, So Germany Invented Laser Sealing and Ultrasonic Welding
Jul 28
Burnham Picks Former Rival for Labour Chair, Because Nothing Says Unity Like a Good Old-Fashioned Deputy Race Rematch
Jul 28
Russia and North Korea Nearly Finish First Road Bridge, Which Is Definitely Just for Tourism, Ukraine Says Sure
Jul 28
Cracker Barrel CEO Exits After Rebelling Against Rebels Who Rebelled Against Her Rebrand
Jul 28
Maldini and Leonardo Bail on Italian FA After Pirlo's Betting-Tainted Deal Collapses
Jul 28
ChatGPT Develops Sudden Case of Literary Scruples, Refuses to Copy Famous Authors' Styles
Jul 28
Savannah Guthrie to Mom's Kidnappers: 'Do the Right Thing' (We Beg You)
Jul 28
Range Rover Discovery Sport to Hit the Great Car Park in the Sky by 2026
Jul 28
Carly Simon Reveals Parkinson’s Diagnosis, Because Apparently She Wasn’t Already Busy Enough With a New Album
Jul 28
Starship's Heat Shield: The Ceramic Cocoon That Might Not Be Ready for Its Close-Up
Jul 28
Bordeaux Residents Describe 'Horrible Film' Scene as Wildfires Creep Closer, Because Nature Isn't Done With Us Yet
Jul 28
FIFA President Gianni Infantino Summoned to Congress: 'Come Explain Your Trump Ties, Please Bring the World Cup'
Jul 27
Seattle Food Festival Shooting: Police Looking for Second Suspect, Who May Be Dead - Which Would Be Awfully Convenient
Jul 27
Nova Scotia Cashes In On Lake Getaways, Because Muskoka Just Isn't Pricey Enough
Jul 27
From Lonely Geniuses to Agent Teams: The Quest for Artificial Superintelligence, Now With More Hand-Holding
Jul 27
Prince's 'Purple Rain' Gets the Broadway Treatment Nobody Asked for But Everybody Will Pay to See
Jul 27
Insect Larvae Laugh in the Face of Crushing Depths, Redefining 'Pressure'
Jul 27
Antares Raises $470M to Build Tiny Nuclear Reactors for the Military, Because Who Needs Affordable Power Anyway?
Jul 27
Amazon Files to Launch 5,105 Satellites for Direct-to-Phone Service, Because Why Not Also Have Space Internet in Your Pocket
Jul 27
Healthcare Worker Discovers She Was Having a Heart Attack, Reminds Us Women's Symptoms Are Different and Also Ignorable
Jul 27
Labour Finally Tops Reform in Poll, Proving Momentum Is a Real Thing
Jul 27
Europe's Summer Fun Continues: Wildfires Force 300,000 to Evacuate, Create Own Thunderstorms