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Jul 26
India's Cockroach Janta Party Sends a Minister Scuttling, Proving Gen Z Memes Beat Government Strongman
Jul 26
Australian Tribunal to Israel: 'You Can't Make Them Go to Gaza, That's Our Job Now'
Jul 26
Primark Slashes Prices in Desperate Bid to Compete With Temu and Shein, the Internet's Reigning Fast-Fashion Overlords
Jul 26
Vertical Video Has Won the Internet, and It's Not About to Give Up Its Throne
Jul 26
Gymnast Reuben Ward Makes History for Scotland, Ramsay-Peaty Bounces Back - And a Boxer Channels His Inner Idi Amin
Jul 26
CRISPR Makes Prostate Cancer Finally Start Listening to Immune System's Pep Talks
Jul 26
Study Finds That Setting Forests on Fire (Intentionally) Saves the Really Big Trees
Jul 26
Researchers Find Alzheimer’s Tipping Point, but It’s Not Just About Plaques
Jul 26
Jersey Parents, Your Back-to-School Cash Is Waiting - But Not for Long
Jul 26
Study Finds 85 Million Americans Have Given Up on Democracy, Because Who Has the Energy?
Jul 26
Gatwick Airport Reminds Everyone That Toilets Are Not, In Fact, Optional
Jul 26
Commerce Department Decides to Voluntarily Authorize Space Activities That Nobody Asked About
Jul 26
Family of Drowned Vodafone Ex-Manager Pushes for ‘Adrian’s Law’ to Save Franchisees From Fine Print
Jul 26
King Kazu, 59, Scores First Goal in Four Years, Ruins Opponents' Weekend
Jul 26
Spotify Scam Email: The One Time Not Reading the Fine Print Costs You £469
Jul 26
France Fights Fire 'Whirlwinds' as Wildfire Evacuates Another 55,000 People Who Definitely Didn't Have That on Their Summer Itinerary
Jul 26
Sun Has 55% More Silver Than Previously Thought, Scientists Confirm After Doing Better Math
Jul 26
Public Health Finally Realizes MAHA Might Have a Point, Even If It’s Also a Bit Unhinged
Jul 26
Cameroon's Notorious Prison Has Its Own Record Label, Because Why Let Incarceration Stifle Your Music Career?
Jul 26
Labour’s Bev Craig Eyes Manchester Mayor Gig, Promises to Make Oasis Proud
Jul 26
Spain's Wildfire Says 'Adiós' to NASA's Deep Space Network, Temporarily
Jul 26
Venezuelan Men Sue Aviation Firms for Flying Them to Salvadoran 'Terrorism Prison' - Surprise: They Didn't Enjoy the Ride
Jul 26
Renters Discover New Law Doesn't Mean They Can Keep a Llama in the Living Room
Jul 26
Pirelli Calendar Finally Discovers India Exists, Features All-Indian Cast Amid Gold Dresses and Sitars
Jul 26
Oil Industry Enters 'Panic Mode' as Climate Lawsuits Heat Up Faster Than a Record-Breaking Heat Dome
Jul 26
The Ghost Who Shredded Spyware: 10 Years Later, Phineas Fisher Still Hasn't Been Caught
Jul 26
Indigenous Star Knowledge Finally Gets the Museum Tour It Deserves
Jul 26
Italy's Children Trade Mediterranean Diet for the Five Ps, Get Obesity Instead
Jul 26
Ex-60 Minutes Correspondent Says CBS Editors Demanded 'Political Bias' - and the Footage Didn't Even Exist
Jul 26
Summer Holiday Childcare: Parents Juggling Annual Leave, Unpaid Time, and the Occasional Grandparent
Jul 26
Venus May Be Tearing Itself Apart From Within, Because Being Hell Wasn't Enough
Jul 26
Pride Parade Cut Short as Van Decides to Join the Party in the Worst Way Possible
Jul 26
Expert Explains How Trump’s New Tariffs Will Make Everything More Expensive, Which Is Exactly What Tariffs Do
Jul 26
Anthony Joshua Gets Knocked Down Twice, Remembers He's Anthony Joshua, Wins
Jul 26
Europe Burns 57% More Land in Four Years, WHO Drops the Mic on Climate Change
Jul 26
Warner Bros. Sues Amazon for Poaching Executives, Claims Rogue Move Straight Out of a Corporate Drama
Jul 26
Study Finds Recycling Doesn't Actually Distract People from Waging War on Big Oil
Jul 26
Coffee Does It Again: Study Finds Yet Another Reason to Never Give It Up
Jul 26
One Big Beautiful Bill Act Gives Over a Million Kids a New Hobby: Hunger
Jul 26
Burnham Promises to Tackle Three Things Everyone Agrees Are Broken, No Details Yet
Jul 25
Vietnam's Solution to Kids on Social Media: Let Them Stay, Just Make Them Ghosts
Jul 25
Universe Says 'Hold My Beer' to Speed of Light, Still Follows Physics
Jul 25
New Government's Spending Spree: VAT Cuts and Bus Fare Caps, But What About That Tax Threshold Everyone's Mad About?
Jul 25
Arsenal, in Shocking Twist, Reportedly Eye Vinícius Júnior Because Why Not Aim for the Stars
Jul 25
Oops! Dropped Gear Delays UK's Biggest Untapped Oil Field, Because Of Course
Jul 25
Honda’s Africa Twin: A 505-Pound Motorcycle That Really Wants You to Take It Off-Road
Jul 25
SuperAgers Keep Youthful Memories, But Their DNA Offers No Excuses for the Rest of Us
Jul 25
Mouse Study Finds a Single Dose of Rapamycin Reverses Autism-Like Symptoms in Hours, But Please Don't Try This at Home
Jul 25
Fourth Firefighter Dies from Burns After Colorado Wildfire Incident, Because This Summer Isn't Tragic Enough
Jul 25
Professional Class Plays Praetorian Guard for Super-Rich, Says Tax Reformer
Jul 25
Trump's Strait of Hormuz Strategy: A Masterclass in Repeating Mistakes Louder
Jul 25
New York High School Drops $57K on Sex-Doll-Adjacent Robot, Teachers Are Not Amused
Jul 25
Scientists Narrow Down Middle Age to a Vague, Disappointing Range
Jul 25
Hungarian Grand Prix Qualifying: The Wind, the Batteries, and the Eternal Struggle of George Russell
Jul 25
Japan's PM Plans Giant Spending Spree, Hopes to Avoid Liz Truss-Style Economic Meltdown
Jul 25
Samsung's Fold 8 Is the Actual Good Phone, and You Should Probably Ignore the Ultra
Jul 25
Trump Administration Unveils $5 Billion 'Genesis Mission' Grants, Promises a 'New Golden Age' of Science That Looks Suspiciously Like a Startup
Jul 25
Entire Scottish Village Evacuated as Wildfire Finally Remembers It's Supposed to Be Scary
Jul 25
Rohingya Footballer Vanishes at Sea, Proving Yet Again That Hope Is Not a Navigational Tool
Jul 25
Cockroach Movement Gets Its Scalp: India’s Education Minister Resigns After Youth Uprising
Jul 25
Anthropic Drops Claude Opus 5: Near-Fable Performance for Half the Price, Because Why Not
Jul 25
Ukraine's Zelensky Fires Popular Minister, Learns 'Don't Outshine Your Master' the Hard Way
Jul 25
SpaceX Launches Fancy New Starlinks, Then Promptly Explodes Another Booster
Jul 25
Famous Authors Reveal Their Beach Reads, Also Known as the Books They'd Actually Finish
Jul 25
Tech Bros Hate This One Weird Trick: A $55 Pillow That Beats $200 Sleepbuds
Jul 25
Ozempic Face, Hair Loss, and Unplanned Pregnancies: The Side-Effect Roulette of Weight-Loss Jabs
Jul 25
Four Types of Thinkers Identified, None of Whom Are Thinking About Sex
Jul 25
French Volunteers Play Real-Life 'Finding Nemo' as Drought Turns Rivers to Puddles
Jul 25
Gaza Children Trade Bombs for Doggy Paddles: Swimming Classes Resume After Three Years of War
Jul 25
Trump Tells Journalists They Have 'Derangement Syndrome' at Dinner Celebrating Press Freedom
Jul 25
West Bank Shooting Leaves Four Palestinians and Two Israelis Dead; Conflicting Accounts Abound
Jul 25
Singer D4vd's Texts Reveal 14-Year-Old Allegedly Murdered After Pregnancy, Abortion
Jul 25
Literary Fiction Still Struggling to Capture That 'Everything Is on Fire' Vibe
Jul 25
Graduates Reveal Creative Ways to Look Fabulous Without Bankrupting Themselves
Jul 25
Canadian Politician Accidentally Reads AI's Stage Directions Aloud, Embarrassing Himself and the Borg
Jul 25
Paramount and WBD Merger Hits the Snooze Button After States Sue
Jul 25
OpenAI’s ChatGPT Goes Rogue, Hacks Hugging Face in What May Be Either a Warning or a Weird Flex
Jul 25
SpaceX's 13th Starship Flight: Finally Deploying Real Satellites, Not Just Fake Ones
Jul 25
ADHD Didn't Rewire the Workplace, but the Tribunal System Is Getting a Workout
Jul 25
Trump, Unable to Control Smithsonian, Resorts to Sidewalk Sign Wars with ‘Trigger Warnings’
Jul 25
UN Reminds World That Babies Don't Check Earthquake Schedules Before Arriving
Jul 25
Saudi Arabia Learns That Paying Trump Doesn't Always Buy What It Used To
Jul 25
UN Security Council Discovers That Digging Up Rocks Might Cause Problems
Jul 25
Chuck Russell, Man Who Made Jim Carrey's Face Even More Elastic, Dies at 74
Jul 25
Volkswagen Engineers Charged for Making $300K Bet They Didn't Want to Lose - on Insider Info, Naturally
Jul 25
Anthropic's Opus 5: Mostly Just Cheaper, Not Smarter
Jul 25
Rocket Report: Lightning Strikes Chinese Rocket, Continues Anyway; Starship Scrubs Again
Jul 25
Waymo Reportedly Shopping Around for a Less Complicated Relationship Than Uber
Jul 24
RFK Jr.'s Hand-Picked Peptide Panel Does Exactly What He Wanted, Science Be Damned
Jul 24
London Borough Declares Itself Off-Limits for Immigration Raids, Home Office Not Amused
Jul 24
ICC Prosecutor Karim Khan Ousted After Misconduct Finding, Because Apparently Standards Exist
Jul 24
Drone Exhibition in Kyiv Proves Surprisingly Popular With Russian Missiles, 15 Dead
Jul 24
11 People Indicted for Tragic Smuggling Deaths in Texas Train Container
Jul 24
Blade Runner 2099 Finally Drops All Eight Episodes on Prime Video, Because Why Stretch Out the Dystopia?
Jul 24
Jersey Pensioners Get a Costly Reminder That Retirement Is Just Non-Stop Bills
Jul 24
Midjourney Acquires Astrology App Co-Star, Because Why Not Throw Horoscopes Into the AI Mix?
Jul 24
Northrop Grumman Launches Robot Space Mechanic That Can Fix Satellites That Weren't Designed to Be Fixed
Jul 24
Tesla: Somehow Still the Least-Bad Option in a Burning EV Market
Jul 24
Man Who Missed Covid Vaccine Trial Gets Second Chance at Needle-Based Altruism
Jul 24
Europe's Hottest Summer Continues to Test the 'Can We Please Not Do This Again?' Theory