The Guardian
Jenrick claims Farage only got a security meeting because Ann Widdecombe was killed; government says all MPs are treated equally. Meanwhile, Farage previously rejected a security package because it wasn't fancy enough.
BBC Politics
Clacton's by-election is set for August 13, with Nigel Farage facing off against Count Binface, Laurence Fox, and a cast of locals - because nothing says 'democracy' like a bin as the main opposition.
The Guardian
Reform UK pulls a U-turn, telling activists to abandon the Greater Manchester mayor race to help Nigel Farage in his Clacton byelection against Count Binface and Laurence Fox.
The Guardian
Nigel Farage triggers a self-indulgent byelection to reclaim the narrative after a £5m crypto scandal - but with no opponents, he's just a man shouting alone in an empty room.
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage, facing an ethics inquiry over undeclared gifts, resigns as MP for Clacton to trigger a by-election he'll contest, framing it as 'people vs. establishment'.
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage's buddy with a fraud conviction apparently bankrolled his security and social media; no rules broken, says Reform UK, because it was all 'purely personal' - like a personal gift of £5 million.
The Guardian
Nigel Farage tells reporters to mind their own business about a £5M crypto donation he might blow on Ferraris or horses, while the standards commissioner investigates.
The Guardian
Reform UK examines whether candidate's sexist posts hurt chances in byelection where they lost by 9,000 votes; Farage admits disappointment, blames Vorderman and Burnham's popularity.
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