BBC Business
The UK government wants you to stock up on tinned fish and long-life milk because climate change is coming for your dinner. Here's what to buy and what to avoid.
The Guardian Europe
Experts say the key to flood-proofing your home is self-closing airbricks, flood tape, and a deflated football - because nothing says 'climate resilience' like a toilet full of sports equipment.
The Guardian Europe
Scientists confirm climate change likely caused a glacier to collapse and kill 1,300 people, in a study that surprises no one but still manages to ruin your day.
The Guardian
Democrats perfect the art of climate-hushing while voters grapple with disaster insurance, datacenters, and right to repair - all with a climate link nobody's allowed to mention.
BBC World
France lets champagne hit 15% ABV after record heatwaves, because if the planet is going to boil, we may as well be tipsy for it.
The Guardian
Nepal, which emits less than 0.1% of global greenhouse gases, is asking big polluters for $20m in climate compensation after floods killed over 6,000 people. The UN's loss and damage fund is already broke.
UN News
New UN report: fixing air pollution and climate change together gives a 15-to-1 return on investment - because apparently doing two good things at once is cheaper than doing them separately.
BBC World
Nepal's hydropower boom, built on melting glaciers, just got a deadly reality check as floods wreck plants and expose the dangers of putting all your energy eggs in one very fragile basket.
The Guardian
Australia's resources minister celebrates the opening of a massive gas basin, proving that some politicians are willing to bet against the planet's future for a photo op.
The Guardian
When wildfires torched Spokane, a pop-up day camp swooped in with laser tag and Abby Cadabby to give traumatized kids a sense of normalcy - because nothing says 'you're safe' like a gratitude circle.
The Guardian
Prediction markets are now letting people bet on wildfires, heatwaves, and coral die-offs - because nothing says 'climate action' like gambling on the apocalypse.
The Guardian Europe
A glacial lake outburst in Nepal leaves hundreds missing, scientists say the Himalayas are changing, and India ranks second-to-last on environmental performance - but hey, at least there's a dinosaur museum.
The Guardian
This summer's split-screen of European heatwaves and Nepalese floods shows climate chaos doesn't discriminate - only our disaster budgets do.
UN News
Nepal's flood death toll hits 903, making it the deadliest disaster since 2015, and the UN is doing its best to help while the roads - and the climate - fall apart.
The Guardian Europe
Bhutan thinks the key to solving the global food crisis is mindfulness, yoga, and gratitude - because clearly, we've just not been spiritual enough about our snacks.
The Guardian Europe
Turkmenistan, the world's worst methane leaker, finally fixes eight leaks - UN calls it 'incredible first step,' while the US ignores 138 alerts. Progress? Sort of.
The Atlantic
The Pacific is warming up like a baby pool, and the corals, seabirds, and fisheries are about to get knocked out again.
BBC World
Australia's giant cuttlefish mating season hit a record low with a 97% plunge, likely due to a toxic algal bloom - proving that even cephalopods can't catch a break in a warming world.
Grist
Nepal's flash flood kills 160 as glaciers retreat, scientists confirm that warming ice is indeed unstable, and a 2,000-foot ice chunk falls 4,000 feet, because gravity.
The Guardian
West Point fires its only climate scientist for teaching climate science, proving that ignorance is now a military strategy.
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