BBC Business
The UK government wants you to stock up on tinned fish and long-life milk because climate change is coming for your dinner. Here's what to buy and what to avoid.
The Guardian Europe
Experts say the key to flood-proofing your home is self-closing airbricks, flood tape, and a deflated football - because nothing says 'climate resilience' like a toilet full of sports equipment.
The Guardian Europe
Scientists confirm climate change likely caused a glacier to collapse and kill 1,300 people, in a study that surprises no one but still manages to ruin your day.
The Guardian
Democrats perfect the art of climate-hushing while voters grapple with disaster insurance, datacenters, and right to repair - all with a climate link nobody's allowed to mention.
The Guardian
Australia's ski industry faces a snowless winter, with workers and scientists warning of a bleak future as the season shrinks and snowpack declines.
BBC World
France lets champagne hit 15% ABV after record heatwaves, because if the planet is going to boil, we may as well be tipsy for it.
The Guardian
Canada and Australia have the same climate problem, the same climate excuses, and now a senator suggesting they swap notes - ideally before the next wildfire season.
The Guardian
Nepal, which emits less than 0.1% of global greenhouse gases, is asking big polluters for $20m in climate compensation after floods killed over 6,000 people. The UN's loss and damage fund is already broke.
UN News
New UN report: fixing air pollution and climate change together gives a 15-to-1 return on investment - because apparently doing two good things at once is cheaper than doing them separately.
UN News
Central Park is both a victim of climate change and New York's best defense against it - proving that even nature needs a little infrastructure TLC.
BBC World
Nepal's hydropower boom, built on melting glaciers, just got a deadly reality check as floods wreck plants and expose the dangers of putting all your energy eggs in one very fragile basket.
The Guardian
Australia's resources minister celebrates the opening of a massive gas basin, proving that some politicians are willing to bet against the planet's future for a photo op.
The Guardian
When wildfires torched Spokane, a pop-up day camp swooped in with laser tag and Abby Cadabby to give traumatized kids a sense of normalcy - because nothing says 'you're safe' like a gratitude circle.
The Guardian
Prediction markets are now letting people bet on wildfires, heatwaves, and coral die-offs - because nothing says 'climate action' like gambling on the apocalypse.
The Guardian
Instagram's Euro summer is dead, killed by record heat that turned cathedrals into saunas and tourists into sweaty puddles - but hey, at least the benches are warm.
The Guardian Europe
A glacial lake outburst in Nepal leaves hundreds missing, scientists say the Himalayas are changing, and India ranks second-to-last on environmental performance - but hey, at least there's a dinosaur museum.
The Guardian
This summer's split-screen of European heatwaves and Nepalese floods shows climate chaos doesn't discriminate - only our disaster budgets do.
UN News
Nepal's flood death toll hits 903, making it the deadliest disaster since 2015, and the UN is doing its best to help while the roads - and the climate - fall apart.
Grist
Hotter oceans mean more dead fish, less cash, and hungrier kids - a new study confirms the climate crisis is bad for everyone, especially those who fish small.
The Guardian Europe
Bhutan thinks the key to solving the global food crisis is mindfulness, yoga, and gratitude - because clearly, we've just not been spiritual enough about our snacks.
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