The Guardian
Farage Thanks Burnham for 'Biggest Boost in My Career' by Accidentally Reopening Brexit Debate
Nigel Farage says Andy Burnham's EU talk is the 'biggest boost' of his career, because nothing says 'winning' like rerunning 2016.
2026-10-01
The Guardian
2026-09-03
The Guardian Europe
Swedish Opposition Offers Britons a Glimmer of Hope, Because Apparently Rules Are Hard
Swedish opposition promises to save Brits from Brexit bureaucracy, because even Sweden has limits on 'hard rules' and 'no leeway'.
2026-08-21
BBC Business
Study Finds Millennials Still Can't Afford Homes, But Hey, It's Slightly Less Impossible
Millennials still have a 25% shot at homeownership, but at least it's not as bad as it was - unless you're a construction firm, in which case, good luck.
2026-08-20
BBC Business
Bernard Matthews Confirms Closure of Derby Factory, Blames Everything Except the Turkeys
Bernard Matthews shuts Derby factory, blaming Brexit, Covid, and geopolitical turmoil - because apparently turkeys aren't the only thing being stuffed.
2026-08-15
The Guardian
Brexit's Swedish Surprise: 78-Year-Old Widow Told to Pack Bags, Dementia Patient Faces Deportation
Sweden is deporting elderly, sick Britons who missed a Brexit paperwork deadline they never knew existed - because 'reasonable grounds' apparently don't include 'nobody told us.'
2026-07-30
The Guardian Europe
Burnham's Charm Offensive: Making Friends Is Easy, It's the Enemies That'll Be Tricky
Andy Burnham's lifelong quest to be liked collides with his transformative ambitions - can the new PM charm his way through a divided nation?
2026-07-11
BBC World
Alberta's Big Rodeo Now Features a Side Event: The Future of Canada Itself
The Calgary Stampede becomes a stage for Alberta's existential crisis as a vote on separation looms, with unity boosters, separatists, and First Nations leaders all trying to make their case - between pancake flips.
2026-06-24
BBC Business
Northern Ireland's Economy Since Brexit: Roses Get a £387 Tax, Sandwiches Get a Second Chance
Northern Ireland's post-Brexit economy: roses get hammered with charges, sandwiches thrive, and services carry the real weight - proving that dual market access is nice, but law firms and banks are nicer.
2026-06-23
The Guardian
Nigel Farage Says £5M Crypto Gift 'Not Your Business,' Could Be Spent on Ferraris or Horse Racing
Nigel Farage tells reporters to mind their own business about a £5M crypto donation he might blow on Ferraris or horses, while the standards commissioner investigates.
2026-06-14
The Guardian Europe
Brexit at 10: UK Economy Sends Regretful 'Wish You Were Here' Postcard From the Past
Ten years after the Brexit vote, the UK economy is smaller, trade is slower, investment is lower, and the only thing that's gone up is the number of people who think it was a bad idea.
2026-06-13
The Guardian
UK Government Promises Not to Let Weird Foreign Chemicals In, Omits Key Safeguard Anyway
Campaigners sue UK government after it quietly drops mention of EU safety standards from chemical regulations, potentially opening the door to cancer-causing substances from countries with looser rules.
2026-05-28
The Guardian
Reform Candidate's Diary: Between Brexit Banter, Crypto Payments, and Very Confused Loyalties
A Reform candidate's diary reveals a day of climate denial, Brexit flip-flops, crypto demands, and a very confused sense of foreign policy - with Nigel Farage as his personal fact-checker.
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