The Guardian
Sajid Javid admits supporting Liz Truss was his biggest political mistake, blames voters for declining politician quality, and suggests halving MPs while doubling their pay.
The Guardian
A Reform candidate's diary reveals a day of climate denial, Brexit flip-flops, crypto demands, and a very confused sense of foreign policy - with Nigel Farage as his personal fact-checker.
BBC Politics
Wes Streeting quits as health secretary, blames Keir Starmer's 'vacuum' of vision, and warns of an 'AI jobs apocalypse' - while also finding time to quote Bowel Babe.
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage's claim he bought a £1.4m house with I'm A Celebrity money hits a snag when company accounts suggest otherwise - and a £5m crypto-gift looms.
The Guardian Europe
David Lammy insists Keir Starmer isn't going anywhere (no, really), while Labour tries to stop shooting itself in the foot long enough to win a byelection.
BBC Politics
Reform UK loses control of Worcestershire County Council after a year of infighting, tax hikes, and near-bankruptcy - prompting Nigel Farage to wish they'd never bothered.
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage faces a standards probe over a £5m gift he says he didn't have to declare because it arrived before he became an MP - because timing is everything, especially with money.
The Guardian
Keir Starmer's 'last chance' speech fails to convince 70+ Labour MPs, while a Reform UK councillor resigns for celebrating rape and white supremacy, Trump threatens Iran with battleships, and art is proven to keep you from aging like milk.
BBC Politics
Labour loses Wales and 12 English councils, Reform UK gains control of several areas and over 600 councillors, while the SNP remains largest in Scotland with a diminished vote share.
BBC Politics
After 26 years of uninterrupted rule, Welsh Labour has conceded defeat in the Senedd election, with even First Minister Eluned Morgan at risk of losing her seat, as Plaid Cymru and Reform UK vie for power.
The Guardian Europe
Millions of Britons head to the polls to remind Labour that winning an election is just the beginning of the trouble.
BBC Politics
British parties engage in last-minute campaigning with promises of unity, change, and fixing church roofs, because democracy is a beautiful, chaotic mess.
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage insists a £5m gift from a billionaire is 'purely private' and not subject to parliamentary rules, while everyone else raises an eyebrow.
BBC Politics
Britain heads to the polls with a fractured political landscape where Labour and the Tories are both unpopular, and voters are switching parties like they're swapping cars.
BBC Politics
Reform UK candidate James Evans breaks party ranks to call Arron Banks' 'Welsh lad?' post racist, as colleagues dance around the obvious like it's a competitive sport.
The Guardian
Reform UK politicians can't stop talking about a JCB pothole machine after the company gave them £200,000; Lib Dems ask if that's really above board.
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