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Sep 2
Abbott's New Sensor Watches Your Ketones So You Don't End Up in the ER Like This Writer Did
Sep 2
Hackers Apparently Stole 150 Million IDs, Because Of Course They Did
Sep 2
Hubble Spots a New Decagon Around Saturn's South Pole, Because Six Sides Was So Last Season
Sep 2
Green Party Members Give Zack Polanski the Nod for a Seat Labour Considers Its Own
Sep 2
Uber to Cut 3,000 Jobs in Restructuring, Because Too Many Layers Slows Down the 'Biggest Opportunities Ahead'
Sep 2
Vuelta a España: Britain's Brennan Seals Hat-Trick of Stage Wins, Proving First Grand Tour Is the Best Place for a Collection
Sep 2
Zelensky to Airlines: Russian Airspace Now With Extra Drones, Please Adjust
Sep 2
OpenAI's Astra May Be the 'Single Worst Development for AI Security' - And It's Also Delayed
Sep 2
Pop-Up Day Camp for Young Wildfire Survivors Proves That Sometimes the Cavalry Shows Up with Name Tags and Laser Tag
Sep 2
Feeling Lucky? Now You Can Bet on the Apocalypse (Terms and Conditions Apply)
Sep 2
America's Produce Aisle Now a Surprise Party for Parasites, Bacteria, and Printing Ink
Sep 2
Belkin's Kid Headphones Now 25 Percent Quieter On Your Wallet
Sep 2
Agile Space Industries Cuts Ribbon, Expands Durango HQ to 40,000 Square Feet of Rocket-Powered Ambition
Sep 2
Burnham's PMQs Debut Proves New Politics Still Means Old Punch-Ups
Sep 2
UK Banks Rake in £200bn, Politicians Consider Asking Nicely for Some of It Back
Sep 2
Andy Stott Returns From Five-Year Hiatus With an Album Made of Almost Nothing - and We Mean That as a Compliment
Sep 2
Your Robot Butler Dreams: Cute, But It Can't Even Open Your Detergent
Sep 2
Ceasefire? What Ceasefire? Gaza Death Toll Passes 900 This Year, Ministry Says
Sep 2
Physicists Go Hunting for One Exotic Particle, Stumble Upon Two Weird Ones Instead
Sep 2
Nepal-Tibet Flood: Thousands Missing, Recovery Begins, and the Search for the Living Continues
Sep 2
Acer's New Laptop Is Nearly a Pound Lighter Than MacBook Air, Borrows a Name From Razer
Sep 2
Michigan Drops $7.5M to See If It's Sitting on a Clean Energy Gold Mine (Or Just Really Old Rocks)
Sep 2
Pesticides: The Unwanted Seasonal Harvest for Nearly Half the World's Farmers
Sep 2
Toddlers and Teens Alike Flock to A&E as Mental Health Crisis Hits New Heights
Sep 2
Government Caps School Logo Items at Three, Parents Still Not Convinced They'll Save Money
Sep 2
Venice Film Festival Serves Up Oasis, Seven-Hour Bertolucci, and a Very Confused Bertolucci Apology
Sep 2
South Korea Jails Care Home Boss for Sexual Abuse, Because Apparently Laws Aren't Magic
Sep 2
Bond Markets Throw Global Tantrum, Threatening Chancellor's Budget Headroom
Sep 2
AI Startup Hits $3.2B Valuation Faster Than You Can Say 'Unicorn'
Sep 2
Horse Owners Feeling the Pinch: Blue Cross Reports 160% Surge in Equine Surrenders
Sep 2
Consumer Group Lists 10 Downing Street on Booking.com, Exposes 'Unfit' Fraud Checks
Sep 2
Euro Summer: Now With 100% More Heatstroke and 0% More Charm
Sep 2
Study Finds Waiting Forever for Dementia Diagnosis Is Bad, Shockingly
Sep 2
Scientists Discover 'Black Hole Star,' Turn Plastic Into Cookies, and Other Tales From the Science Fringe
Sep 2
Closet No Longer Useless, Now Just a Very Small Wine Bar With Big French Energy
Sep 2
Whistleblower Warns USPS 'Secret Tracking System' Could Torpedo Mail-In Voting; Democrats Call It a 'Dangerous Power Grab'
Sep 2
Australia's Economy Grows, Sort Of; Telstra Outage Blamed on Lack of Oversight and Expertise (Shocking)
Sep 2
Germany Finally Points Finger at Russia for Leipzig Drone Stunt, Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Sep 2
AI Singularity: It's Here, It's Weird, and Nobody's in Charge (But There's a Podcast About It)
Sep 2
British Aid Worker Mistakenly Declared a Rescue Survivor, Has to Keep Explaining He Was Just Being Helpful
Sep 2
Self-Flying Planes Are Coming, But Don't Expect a Pilot-Free Passenger Jet Just Yet
Sep 2
Giant Ice Cube Survives Fiery Collision With Joe Island, Proving Even Icebergs Have Good Days
Sep 2
Women Posing as Men to Buy Testosterone Online: The New 'Men Are From Mars' Narrative
Sep 2
Plastics Industry Writes the Lesson Plans, Because Who Needs Science When You Have 'Stretch Blow Molding'?
Sep 2
Ariana Grande Wraps Up 'Eternal Sunshine' Tour, Steps Back From Public Life With a Smile (and a Foot Injury)
Sep 2
Thrive Capital Wades Deeper Into FIFA Mess, Hires the Guy Who Defends Elon Musk
Sep 2
Burnham Promises More Devolution and Public Control of Essential Services, Promises to Fix Decades of 'Wrong Turns'
Sep 1
Anthropic's New Fable Release: Cheaper, Less Restrictive, Still Watching You (But Politely)
Sep 1
Arizona Man Allegedly Kills Two Outside Gay Bar, Police Call It a Hate Crime (Because of Course)
Sep 1
Scientists Finally Explain Why Snake Embryos Twist Into Spirals (It's Not Yoga)
Sep 1
Apple Accuses OpenAI of Destroying Evidence in Trade Secrets Lawsuit
Sep 1
NASA's Much-Maligned Orion Heat Shield Turns Out to Be Just Fine, Thanks for Asking
Sep 1
OpenAI Gives Doctors Another Way to Ask ChatGPT Things, Because Why Not
Sep 1
Atacama Desert Gets Snowed On, Because Apparently Even the Driest Place on Earth Isn't Safe
Sep 1
Tourist Discovers Halifax Is Not the Gritty Industrial Town She Feared, Has Feelings About It
Sep 1
RBA to Hike Rates Anyway, Because Apparently 10% House Price Drop Is a 'Not Main Game'
Sep 1
Swinney to Slash Scottish Health Boards from 14 to 2, Because Nothing Says 'Efficiency' Like a Merger
Sep 1
Autistic Boy's 'Fidget Toy' Knife Exclusion Quashed by High Court, Because Apparently 'Last Resort' Means Something Different in England
Sep 1
Oklahoma Man Charged With Murder After Marijuana Facility Goes Boom, Killing Two Employees
Sep 1
Tim Cook’s Legacy: Less About iPhones, More About Walking the Geopolitical Tightrope
Sep 1
Deep Mantle Plume Under Africa Is Basically the Continent's Personal Trainer, Pulling It Apart
Sep 1
Mindfulness: The Unexpected Blood Pressure Medication You Can't Get at the Pharmacy
Sep 1
Private Group Wants to Launch 'Cheapest Possible' Mission to Alpha Centauri, Because Why Not
Sep 1
Tropical Storm Edouard Brings Its Own Flood Warning to Texas and Louisiana
Sep 1
Rick Steves' Crowd-Dodging Masterclass: The Paris Museum Pass and Other Tricks to Avoid Staring at Strangers' Backs
Sep 1
Zambia's President Wins Second Term, Opponent Detained in Plot Twist
Sep 1
BBC Tells Apprentices 'Surprise! Your Promised Jobs Are Now 'Exceptional Circumstances''
Sep 1
Russia's Overnight Hug: 12 Dead, Thousands Without Power, and a Border Crossing 'Deliberately Damaged'
Sep 1
Magna Doubles Down on Battery Swapping in India with $35M for Yuma, Because Why Not
Sep 1
Charity Reveals Kids Are Sleeping on Piles of Clothes, Which Is Exactly as Bad as It Sounds
Sep 1
One Injection to Rule Them All: Hydrogel Keeps Osteoarthritis Drugs Working for Weeks, Because Apparently Needles Are a Recurring Nightmare
Sep 1
One in 20 Young Brits Have Zero Close Friends, Study Finds; Blames 'Bleak World' (and TikTok)
Sep 1
Anthropic's 'My Beloved' Piracy Love Letters Come Back to Haunt It in New Sony Suit
Sep 1
Himalayan Floods: Mountains Changing, Scientists Shrugging, Families Praying for Miracles
Sep 1
Island Retreat for the 'Bored with the Maldives' Also Saves Baby Turtles, Because Why Not
Sep 1
Swinney's Big Promise: End Violence Against Women (Scotland's Version of 'This Time It's Personal')
Sep 1
Madrid's New F1 Track Promises Vroom, Delivers Neighbors' Dread
Sep 1
Shein's Stock Debut Falls Flat as Fast Fashion Meets Slow Reality
Sep 1
Nuclear Test Survivors to World Leaders: 'Every Step Towards Disarmament Matters,' Even the Tiny Ones
Sep 1
Investor Lachy Groom Bets $2.5M on Teen's Plan to Keep a Plane Aloft for a Year Using Ocean Winds
Sep 1
Scientists Debunk 70-Year-Old 'Lizard Brain' Myth, Suggest Evolution Is More Like a Tug-of-War
Sep 1
Trump Admin Shelves Cyclospora Research Just as Record-Breaking Outbreak Hits 30,000 Cases
Sep 1
Nepal Floods: A Stark Reminder That Climate Chaos Doesn't Care About Your GDP
Sep 1
Harvard Law Dropout Raises $6M for 'Blue Voice,' an AI That Tells Cops What the Rulebook Says
Sep 1
Trump's War on the Press Intensifies, FCC Told to Punish 'Fake Polls' (Because Accuracy Is Overrated)
Sep 1
Powerhouse Parramatta Investigation: Museum's $915m Drama Features More Twists Than Its Exhibits
Sep 1
New Graphic Novel Gently Suggests Fantasising About Authoritarian China Might Be a Bit Much
Sep 1
Polymarket Raises $300M From Donald Trump Jr.'s Fund, Because Of Course
Sep 1
Nepal Flood Death Toll Hits 903, Because Nature Had to One-Up the 2015 Earthquake
Sep 1
VC-Backed PAC Launches Ads to Convince Voters Data Centers Are Great, Actually
Sep 1
Raindrops Are Tiny Lightning Bolts, and They're Corroding Cars, Study Finds
Sep 1
First-Time Mum Dies in Childbirth After Textbook Pregnancy; Newborn Son 'the Light' Keeping Family Going
Sep 1
NASA Wants You to Play 'Where in the World Is This Satellite Image?'
Sep 1
Pentagon Debuts Its Own ChatGPT and Grok, Because Why Should Civilians Have All the Fun?
Aug 31
Kalshi Bans George Santos for Life, Which Is Probably the Only Non-Criminal Way He's Been Removed from Anything
Aug 31
Manchester City Gazump Spurs for Iliman Ndiaye, Then Decide Enzo Fernández Is Also a Nice-to-Have
Aug 31
Lib Dems Suggest Cross-Party Chat on Climate Crisis, Receive Silence Loud Enough to Hear Over the Heatwaves
Aug 31
Pabst Brewing Offers Reward for Return of Stolen Beer, Because Apparently PBR Is Now a Hot Commodity for Criminals
Aug 31
Bolt's Ryan Breslow Raises Up to $27M in Pay-to-Play Bridge Funding, Because Throwing Money at a Sinking Ship Is Apparently a Strategy
Aug 31
Gemini Notebook Now Reads Your Google Play Books So You Don't Have To (But You Should)