NASA
NASA reminds us that the equinox is when the Sun crosses the equator, day and night aren't exactly equal, and your hemisphere determines whether you're celebrating or complaining.
NASA
NASA's latest APOD features an analemma - a year-long figure-8 of the Sun - over Scotland's Callanish Stones, proving the Sun is just as indecisive as the rest of us.
NASA
NASA's XRISM observatory watched a neutron star steal a giant blue star's wind and turn it into X-ray flares, proving even cosmic objects can't resist a free meal.
NASA
While the rest of North America swelters, Nunavut's tundra is already putting on its autumn show - and NASA's Landsat 9 caught the whole thing on camera.
NASA
NASA adds Relativity Space's Terran R to its launch services contract, expanding its arsenal of rockets for future missions.
NASA
Anak Krakatau throws a 24-hour hissy fit, grounding nearly 3,000 flights and dusting Jakarta with ash - because who needs air travel when you have volcanic theatrics?
NASA
NASA confirms Vasquez Rocks are still pretty, still tilting at 50 degrees, and still the go-to backdrop for alien worlds.
ScienceDaily
Puerto Rico went from zero drought to 44% extreme in three months, prompting state and federal emergencies, water rationing, and a very busy NASA.
Ars Technica
Rockets are blowing up, not launching, or finally launching on time - plus a NASA telescope that got to space without drama.
NASA
NASA's live coverage of a Russian cargo ship delivering three tons of supplies to the ISS - because even astronauts need their space snacks.
NASA
Curiosity finds new kinds of holes in the ground, gets distracted by shiny rocks, and dodges a dust storm that couldn't commit.
ScienceDaily
September's night sky features a dazzling Venus, a Harvest Moon with Saturn and Neptune, the equinox, and the Moon as a guide to the Milky Way's center - plus a teapot-shaped asterism.
NASA
NASA's NCAS program gives community college students a shot at aerospace careers - one former bartender and a mom are already proof it works.
NASA
A giant iceberg from Greenland's Petermann Glacier survives a scrape with Joe Island, proving that even glaciers have better luck than your last Tinder date.
NASA
NASA's monthly satellite image puzzle is back, and they're offering you the ultimate prize: bragging rights. No cash, no spaceflight, just eternal glory from identifying a blob of pixels.
The Guardian Europe
Twenty years after Pluto's controversial demotion, scientists are still fighting over what makes a planet - and whether the little guy got a raw deal.
NASA
NASA adds a sixth antenna to its Deep Space Network, because five clearly wasn't enough to hear aliens calling.
ScienceDaily
Mars's southern half is running a fever, and scientists are only beginning to understand why - hint: it might involve impacts, convection, or just bad insulation.
The Guardian Europe
Artemis II crew gets the Congressional Space Medal of Honor, Trump announces a space academy with no location, and everyone agrees Mars is next (shortly, of course).
NASA
NASA updates grant rules with paperwork deadlines, a DEIA pause, and the usual bureaucratic hoop-jumping - now with 20% more acronyms.
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