The Guardian
Uber Ordered to Pay $40M After Arbitrator Decides It's a Taxi Company, Actually
Arbitrator rules Uber is a transportation company, which is news to Uber, which has spent years insisting it's just an app with a dream.
2026-09-19
The Guardian
2026-09-06
TechCrunch
Travis Kalanick's Atoms Might Be Getting Into the Robotaxi Business, Because Why Not Revisit Old Haunts?
Travis Kalanick's Atoms raises $1.7B, hints at robotaxi ambitions, and chats with Uber - because apparently, old habits die hard.
2026-09-03
The Guardian
London's First Robotaxis Hit the Streets, Because 100,000 Human Drivers Weren't Enough
London finally gets its first robotaxis - just 15 of them, still with human drivers, because the future can't arrive without a safety net.
2026-09-02
BBC World
Uber Decides Nigeria and Uganda Are No Longer Worth the Traffic Jams
Uber bids farewell to Nigeria and Uganda, citing 'difficult decision' - drivers cite impossible economics - while the company trims 10% of its workforce globally.
2026-08-24
TechCrunch
Uber Faces Nearly $1B Fine for Letting a Computer Fire People, Which Is Fine Because Computers Are Great at That
Uber gets a €825 million GDPR fine for letting algorithms fire drivers; company says it's unfair, regulators say computers shouldn't play god, and everyone's favorite tech blogger weighs in.
2026-08-10
TechCrunch
Zoox Finally Allowed to Charge for Robotaxi Rides; Uber's AV Empire Expands, Because of Course
Zoox gets the green light to charge for robotaxis, Uber drops $10B on AVs, and Travis Kalanick reassembles his old Uber crew at Atoms - the future of transportation is basically a reunion tour.
2026-07-24
TechCrunch
Waymo Reportedly Shopping Around for a Less Complicated Relationship Than Uber
Waymo and Uber's robotaxi partnership is on the rocks, with Waymo planning to go solo in Austin and Atlanta by 2028 after a series of public spats over driving behavior.
2026-07-22
TechCrunch
Travis Kalanick's Robotics Company Raises $1.7B, Because Nothing Says 'New Leaf' Like a16z and Uber's Money
Travis Kalanick raises $1.7B for his robotics firm Atoms, with Uber and a16z signing on - because second acts in tech are apparently a thing.
2026-07-16
The Guardian
Uber Driver's Bad Day: Kills Dog Walker, Also Tries to Off Landlord
Uber driver Dawood Safi, already convicted of killing a dog walker, adds attempted murder of his landlord to his resume - because when you're having a psychotic episode, why stop at one victim?
2026-07-14
TechCrunch
Lucid Motors Insists It's Not Going Bankrupt, Despite Stock Doing Its Best Impression
Lucid Motors denies bankruptcy rumors after stock tanks 50%, insists it has enough cash to survive, and blames everything on an overactive rumor mill.
2026-05-21
The Verge
Uber Puts Its Own Self-Driving Cars Back on Road, Promises Not to Kill Anyone This Time
Uber is putting self-driving cars back on the road, but this time humans will do the driving while the cars just take notes for robotaxi startups.
2026-05-06
TechCrunch
Nuro Gets California's Blessing to Test Driverless SUVs, Promises Not to Get Too Excited
Nuro gets to test driverless SUVs on California roads, but don't worry - they'll take their sweet time before actually doing it.
2026-05-05
TechCrunch
Volkswagen Overtakes Amazon as Rivian’s Top Shareholder, Because Nothing Says ‘EV Future’ Like a German Takeover
Volkswagen muscled past Amazon to become Rivian's top shareholder, pumping billions into an EV joint venture that's heavy on software and light on profits - because nothing says 'automotive future' like a German takeover and a delayed profitability…
2026-05-02
TechCrunch
Uber Wants to Turn Your Toyota Into a Self-Driving Data Hoarder
Uber wants to turn its millions of drivers into rolling sensor networks for self-driving car companies, because why not squeeze a little extra data out of that commute?
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