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Aug 16
Scientists Finally Look Inside 30-Year-Old Rock, Find Ancient Sea Monster Bones That Were There the Whole Time
Aug 16
Japan's Defence Minister Heads to Australia, Because Apparently Melons Almost Started an International Incident
Aug 16
Space Garbage Collectors Projected to Haul in $3 Billion Over Next Decade
Aug 16
Marco Rubio Has Unique Power to Promote Peace. He's Choosing Not To. Shocking.
Aug 16
WHO Tracks 10,400 Attacks on Healthcare - And Exactly Zero People Held Accountable
Aug 16
Djokovic Gets a Hot, Humid Reality Check From Argentina's Tirante
Aug 16
Men Are Injecting Their Penises With Filler, Because of Course They Are
Aug 16
Indiana Flooding Says 'Hold My Beer' to 30 Years of Records, Leaves 5 Dead
Aug 16
I Finally Found a Phone Grip So Good It Convicted Me of Hypocrisy
Aug 16
Paper Mills: Where Your Scientific CV Gets a Discount Rate
Aug 16
Morocco Scoops Up Migrants Near Ceuta, Because Apparently History Repeating Itself Is a Thing
Aug 16
Qatar Denies Capturing Iranian Pilots, Claims It Was Just 'Defending Airspace'
Aug 16
Hanson Proposes Letting Aussies Raid Their Super for Groceries, Because Why Save for Retirement When You Can Buy Avocado Toast Now?
Aug 16
Bulgaria Approves Plan to Build Space Hub, Because Why Should ESA Have All the Fun?
Aug 16
VisionQuest Trailer Kicks Off Disney's D23 Fan Event, Where Beloved Characters Return to Complicate Their Own Happy Endings
Aug 16
Woman Says Stepfather Used Grok to Turn Her Childhood Photo Into 7,000 Explicit Images
Aug 16
Hawaii Braces for First Direct Hurricane Hit Since 1992, Because 34 Years Was Long Enough
Aug 16
England's Heat Alerts: Read, Understood, and Completely Ignored
Aug 16
Elektron's Budget Grooveboxes: The Underdog Gear You Should Actually Buy
Aug 15
Divers Plunge 220 Meters Into Brazilian Lagoon, Still Can't Find Bottom (Or Their Sense of Direction)
Aug 15
Zimbabwe Boat Disaster Death Toll Climbs to 68, Because Who Needs Lifejackets Anyway
Aug 15
Fauci's Text Messages: A Crime Against Humanity, or Just a Guy Texting His Colleagues?
Aug 15
Intuitive Machines Lands $600M Mystery Deal, Because Why Have One Moon Lander When You Can Have Satellites Too?
Aug 15
America's Potty-Training Problem: A Saga of Diapers, Defiance, and Delayed Development
Aug 15
PSG Splash €50m on Ferran Torres; Aston Villa Play Goalkeeper Musical Chairs; Djed Spence Joins Inter
Aug 15
Royal Estates Pledge to Fix Archaic Homes, Tenants Remain Skeptical
Aug 15
Cursor Is Now Officially SpaceX's Little AI Codemonkey
Aug 15
Common Food Preservative Linked to Rising Suicide Deaths Among Young People
Aug 15
Heathrow Roads Reopen After Flooding, Because Apparently a Burst Water Main Is All It Takes to Ground a Global Hub
Aug 15
Gut Bacteria, When Starved of Fiber, May Start Snacking on Your Gut Lining
Aug 15
Indonesia's 'Ring of Fire' Serves Up Another 7.7-Magnitude Wake-Up Call
Aug 15
Investors Borrow Record $1.5 Trillion to Gamble on Stocks; What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Aug 15
Mass Is So Last Decade: Spacecraft Design's New Nemesis Is Surface Area
Aug 15
‘Cheap Travel Is Not a Defence’: English Parents Face Court Over School Absences, Because Apparently Summer Holidays Are a Crime
Aug 15
Leicester City, Once Premier League Champions, Now Grapple With League One While Bolton Parties Like It's 1888
Aug 15
Village Pools Fight for Survival: France's Heatwave Havens Need More Than a Splash of Funding
Aug 15
Little Bird: A Canadian Drama So Moving It Will Make You Angry (and Possibly Throw Something)
Aug 15
Auk Mini 2 Review: The Herb Garden Gets an Upgrade, and It's Actually Good
Aug 15
NHS Hospitals Literally Becoming Ovens, Data Reveals
Aug 15
Brexit's Swedish Surprise: 78-Year-Old Widow Told to Pack Bags, Dementia Patient Faces Deportation
Aug 15
Scientists Finally Catch a Nuclear Reactor's Ghostly Afterglow (No, It's Not a Haunted Power Plant)
Aug 15
ChatGPT's New Computer History: A Productivity Boost or a Privacy Nightmare? You Decide!
Aug 15
NASA Asks Students to Dream Up a Lunar Future, Because Apparently Lunar Tech Doesn't Build Itself
Aug 15
Man Who Shot CEO Pleads Guilty, Court Applauds (Silently, With Feelings)
Aug 15
Mapi León Swaps Barcelona for Bromley, Discovers Beans and Crumpets Are Not a Trap
Aug 15
Europe's Summer Heatwaves: Now With 100% More Visible Devastation From Space
Aug 15
Council Finds Crowds of Vulnerable People at Soup Kitchen 'Inconvenient', Threatens Closure
Aug 15
Ice Cream Innovation: From Glow-in-the-Dark Lollies to Protein Pints, Because Why Not?
Aug 15
Air India Pilot's Cannabis Test: A Positive Result That Raises More Questions Than It Answers
Aug 15
Stanford Scientists Discover Immune Cells Flood Into Aging Brain, Because of Course They Do
Aug 15
South Korean President Suggests Ending a War That Ended 70 Years Ago (Sort Of)
Aug 15
Washington Judge Tells Kalshi to Stop Betting on Everything, Including Whether It Will Lose
Aug 15
Europe's Launch Industry Stuck Between a Rocket and a Hard Place, Study Finds
Aug 15
Trump Plans to Add Strait of Hormuz to US Real Estate Portfolio
Aug 15
Picasso Print Stolen in 2018 Resurfaces in Milwaukee Apartment, Dusty but Delighted
Aug 15
Gardeners at Royal Parks Vote to Strike, Call 70p Pay Rise 'an Insult'
Aug 15
Burnham Throws £65m at Drought-Stricken Farmers, Because Climate Crisis Isn't Going to Solve Itself
Aug 15
‘Ebola is Winning’: UN Admits Defeat to a Virus, Because of Course We Let It Get This Far
Aug 15
Self-Driving Trucks Finally Get California's Blessing, Because Why Not Add More Chaos to the 405?
Aug 15
Activists Attempt Aid Drop in West Bank, Settlers Continue Being the Worst
Aug 15
Professor at Centre of Cambridge Plagiarism Row Found Dead, Family Cites 'Campaign of Abuse'
Aug 15
Wallops Island Prepares for Launch Boom, Because Apparently One Week Between Rocket Launches Isn't Enough
Aug 15
PayPal May Sell Itself, Which Is One Way to Turn a Company Around
Aug 15
BBC Seeks Trump Kids' Testimony, Because Nothing Says 'Impartial' Like Subpoenaing the First Family
Aug 15
Bumble Ditches 'Women First' Rule, Admitting What Everyone Knew: Apps Can't Fix Dating
Aug 15
Volunteer Builds Machine-Learning Tool to Spot Misbehaving Night-Shining Clouds
Aug 15
Britain Issues Apocalyptic Phone Alert to Warn Citizens That Fire Is Hot and Bad
Aug 14
Google Lets You Peel Off the 'AI-Generated' Sticker, Because Trust Issues
Aug 14
Samsung's Galaxy H1 Headphones Are Coming in 2027, Which Is Basically a Century in Tech Years
Aug 14
Study Finds Estrogen Therapy Might Keep Alzheimer's at Bay, But Don't Get Excited Yet
Aug 14
Woman Arrested for Vandalizing WWII Memorial, Because Nothing Says 'Patriotic Dissent' Like Soap Bubbles
Aug 14
Economy Sends Mixed Signals: Inflation Cools, Wages Lag, and We're All Still Confused
Aug 14
NOAA Buys Weather Data From Space Startups, Because Why Build Satellites When You Can Rent Them?
Aug 14
Kristen Schaal Still Kooking on Gas in Delightfully Nonsensical Crystal Shell
Aug 14
Farage's Byelection Stunt Backfires as Standards Watchdog Resumes Inquiry
Aug 14
Iberian Orca Matriarch, Famous for Boat Ramming, Found With Suspected Pellet Gun Wounds
Aug 14
UK Government Considers Slashing EV Targets, Because Nothing Says Climate Leadership Like Negotiating With Car Makers
Aug 14
Giving Birth in Sudan: A C-Section, a Donkey Ride, and a 100-Kilometre Hike
Aug 14
French Startup Promises 30x Faster AI Inference, Because Why Buy New GPUs When You Can Just Hack the Ones You Have?
Aug 14
Scientists Confirm Stairs Are Basically a Heart-Saving Machine (You Still Have to Climb Them)
Aug 14
Two Men Charged With Attempted Murder of Man Who Murdered His Daughter - Karma's Just Getting Started
Aug 14
Regulator Hands Water Firms £3.4bn Blank Cheque, Customers Get the Bill
Aug 14
Blue Origin Plans Second Pad for Bigger New Glenn, Because One Explosion Site Clearly Isn't Enough
Aug 14
Zambia Hits Pause on Vote Counting, Because Apparently Democracy Needs a Timeout
Aug 14
Herne Bay Must Replay the Replay Because Someone Counted to Six; Also, Football Happens
Aug 14
Scientist Builds Missing Map of Childhood, Because Kids Are Not Just Tiny Adults
Aug 14
Europe's Summer of Fire Continues: 19 Hospitalised in UK, 1,000 Evacuated in Croatia, and Airport Chaos in Sicily
Aug 14
Zimbabwe Buries a Family, Asks the Obvious Question: What the Hell Is Wrong With Us?
Aug 14
Dell XPS 13 Review: The MacBook Neo's Long-Lost Windows Twin, But Make It $700
Aug 14
EPA Quietly Deletes Cancer Risk Data, Because Ignorance Is Bliss (For Polluters)
Aug 14
Patriot Missiles: Ukraine's Best Friend Until They Weren't, Now Everyone's Got Their Hands Out
Aug 14
Anthropic Eyes $2 Trillion IPO, Because Why Not Aim for the Moon When You Can Aim for the Entire Solar System
Aug 14
A Sunflower’s View of Totality: NASA Watches the Moon Crash the Sun’s Party
Aug 14
Farage Wins By-Election He Called, Still Faces Questions He Can't Dodge
Aug 14
Iris Murdoch's Secret Attic Art Finally Sees the Light of Day, Because Apparently She Was Also a Painter
Aug 14
Korean Stock Market's Wild Ride Leaves Investors Feeling Like They Bought the Dip (Literally)
Aug 14
PM Burnham Won't Talk About Climate Crisis, Despite the Planet Literally on Fire
Aug 14
Free App Dicio Steps In to Save Android Users From Google's Assistant Demise
Aug 14
Woman Discovers She Has Twin Brother 49 Years After Operation Babylift Adoption
Aug 14
Selena Gomez Sued for Fraud Over Mental Health Startup That Apparently Needed Its Own Therapy