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Aug 9
NASA Chases Eclipse in a 1960s Bomber Because Why Not
Aug 9
Chinese EVs Crash Europe's Party, Promptly Get Accused of Crashing the Party
Aug 9
Meta's 'Pervert Glasses' Earn Influencers Dirty Looks and a Side of Flat White Shame
Aug 9
Senate Democrats Play 'What If Democracy Dies?' - Spoiler: It's Not a Game
Aug 9
Teens Who Smoke Weed May Be Trading Short-Term Highs for Long-Term Brain Fog
Aug 9
Scientists Finally Explain Why Grandma's Advice Was Actually Right
Aug 9
Dunwich Wildfire: 112 Hectares of Nature Loss, Zero Rewilding Blame, One Angry Local
Aug 9
Cowboy Mimes His Way Through Existential Desert: A Review
Aug 9
‘Like Being in Prison’: 20,000 Seafarers Trapped in Gulf as Iran Standoff Drags On
Aug 9
Falkland Islanders Demand Referendum on Salmon Farm So They Can Decide Their Own Fate, Not Just Watch Penguins Do It
Aug 9
Mums Launch Free Uniform Swap, Because Apparently Kids Grow Out of Clothes
Aug 9
Free 'Odyssey' Stream? More Like Free Ticket to Identity Theft
Aug 9
Europe's IRIS² Constellation Gets Bigger, Pricier, and Somehow Still On Schedule
Aug 9
Labor Open to 'Sensible Amendments' on Gambling Inducements, But Ads? Eh, Let's Not Get Carried Away
Aug 9
Study Finds Recycling Food Waste May Come With a Side of Microplastics
Aug 9
Sun's Surface Has Tiny Whirlpools, Because Apparently It Needed More Drama
Aug 9
UN Reports Food Prices Edged Up in July, Blames Heatwaves and General Existential Dread
Aug 9
Husband's Idea of Effort Is Buying Toys, Delegating Pleasure
Aug 9
Israel Accused of Weaponising Archaeology at Ancient West Bank Sites
Aug 9
France Arrests 420 for Wildfires, Because Apparently 9 Out of 10 Fires Start With Humans, Not Spontaneous Combustion
Aug 9
Sudan's Children Have Waited 1,210 Days for War to End; UN Says They Shouldn't Have to Wait Longer
Aug 9
Buc-ee's Ignores John Oliver's Open Invitation, Sues Another Small Business Instead
Aug 9
OpenAI Puts Astra on Timeout for Being Too Good at Cyberattacks
Aug 9
Coalition Demands NDIS Crackdown on Fraud, Not the 'Nervous' Clients, Says Tim Wilson
Aug 9
Olympian Dives Into Recovery: How Freddie Woodward Kicked His Porn Habit
Aug 9
Tiny Gold Crystal Says 'No Thanks' to Absolute Zero, Brings Quantum Tech to Room Temperature
Aug 9
Hospitality App Calls Workers 'Independent Contractors,' Users Call It 'Casual Work Without the Perks'
Aug 9
Baker Boy Cleans Up at Indigenous Music Awards, Grandma Gets the Credit (and She Deserves It)
Aug 9
Hitler's Sunken Fleet Rises Again, Because of Course That's Happening
Aug 9
Giant Cuttlefish Play Hide and Seek, Only 44 Found; Scientists Not Amused
Aug 9
Kindle Scribe Colorsoft: A Fun Toy That Costs More Than Your Rent
Aug 9
Meteorite Through New Jersey Roof Turns Out to Be a Salty, Life-Friendly Space Rock
Aug 9
Charity Shop Sells School Uniforms for £5, Saving Parents From Financial Nosedive
Aug 9
Centrelink Still Chasing Debts Older Than Most TikTok Users, Because Why Not
Aug 9
Study Finds Cutting Sweet Foods Doesn't Curb Cravings, Because Life Is Cruel Like That
Aug 9
Australia's Extinction Crisis Continues, But Numbats Offer a Glimmer of Hope (and Cuteness)
Aug 8
Private Pensions: A Publicly Subsidised Gift to the Wealthy, Because of Course
Aug 8
Bruno Guimarães Joins Arsenal, Promises to Run a Lot and Play Like a Warrior, Which Sounds Exhausting
Aug 8
Gold Bar Scam Proves the Only Thing Shinier Than Gold Is a Con Artist's Pitch
Aug 8
Canadian Wildfire Doubles in Size, Forcing Thousands to Flee - and Possibly Their Horses, Too
Aug 8
X Replaces 'Misaligned' Revenue Sharing With Original Content Rewards, Because Of Course
Aug 8
Northrop Grumman and Canada Pivot Lunar Projects to Moon Base, Because Plans Are Apparently Optional
Aug 8
OpenAI Hits Pause on Its New Model Because It's Too Good at Hacking, Apparently
Aug 8
Nicola Sturgeon Calls Herself a 'Mug' for Worrying About Jailed Ex-Husband Who Lied to Her
Aug 8
Ancient Protein That Predates Blood Circulation Shows Up to Save Cancer Immunotherapy
Aug 8
Study Finds You Need 3-4 Times More Exercise Than Anyone Told You
Aug 8
Indigenous Youth Fight Climate Change with Wi-Fi, War Cries, and Really Good Playlists
Aug 8
Tour de France Femmes 2026: Stage Eight to Nice Offers Drama, Whistles, and a Breakaway That Won't Last
Aug 8
MI6 Tops Euro Spy Poll, Proving James Bond's Swagger Is Apparently Contagious
Aug 8
Trump Administration Blocks Billions in Grid Grants, Leaving Power Projects in Limbo
Aug 8
Mars Rover Beats Its Own Kind: Perseverance Sets Record for Most Miles Driven on Another Planet, Proving Self-Driving Tech Isn't Just for Terrestrial Traffic Jams
Aug 8
Chuwi's $450 UniBook: A Cautionary Tale in Aluminum Clothing
Aug 8
Xi Jinping Uses Global Crises as Cover to Squeeze Minorities Tighter, Because Why Not
Aug 8
AI Predicts Hurricane So Well It's Almost Suspicious
Aug 8
Sunlight Does Quantum Entanglement Now, Because Lasers Are Apparently Too Mainstream
Aug 8
Hairmax LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex Review: Putting Down New Roots
Aug 8
Teenagers from Enemy Nations Spend Summer Discussing Peace Instead of Doing Something Productive Like Scrolling
Aug 8
Ariana Grande's Body Becomes National Debate, Because of Course It Did
Aug 8
British Engineering Firm Considers Selling Off Its Defence Business, Because Who Needs Submarine Parts Anyway
Aug 8
Russia's Overnight Missile Surprise: Three Dead Near Kyiv, Because of Course
Aug 8
Cairngorms Fire Drags On for Three Weeks, Because Why Would Nature Take a Break?
Aug 8
Tiny Spanish Village Prepares for Solar Eclipse Invasion, Wonders Where Everyone Will Park
Aug 8
Badenoch Pens Letter to Clacton, Promises a 'Serious' Candidate (Eventually)
Aug 8
Wacom's MovinkPad 11: A Fun, Midpriced Gateway to Digital Doodling
Aug 8
UCLA Scientists Confirm Heat Can Be Guided Like Light, at Room Temperature, Because of Course It Can
Aug 8
Wildfire Smoke: The Deadly Guest That Just Won't Leave
Aug 8
UNICEF: 'Ceasefire' in Gaza Kills One Child Per Day for 300 Days Straight
Aug 8
Towel Tussle: Poll Reveals Italians and French Are the True Sunlounger Hogs, Germans Just Get the Blame
Aug 8
Volkswagen Plans to Win America Back With a Pickup, Because Nothing Says 'Comeback' Like a Truck
Aug 8
Firefighting Helicopter Crashes in Utah, Because 2024 Wasn't Already Trying Hard Enough
Aug 8
Concorde's 74-Minute Eclipse Chase: Still the Gold Standard in Lunar Shadow Racing
Aug 8
Europe's Free Satellite Service Adds Wildfire Layer, Because Climate Change Isn't Going to Track Itself
Aug 8
Walmart's Gaming Site Lays Off Entire Editorial Team, Proving Corporate Sponsorship Doesn't Make You Bulletproof
Aug 8
Hunter Biden Calls His Own Pardon 'Not Good' for America, Dad's Legacy - But Hey, Thanks Dad
Aug 8
Scientists Find Autism Treatment That Works Even in Grown-Up Mice, Because Why Not
Aug 8
Full-Body MOT: 70 Cameras, 2,000 Photos, and a Surprising Number of Freckles
Aug 8
Haiti's Gangs Put the 'Pain' in 'Painstaking' with New Report on Brutality
Aug 8
Katseye Loses Second Member to the Vicious Cycle of 'Health First' - Sophia Laforteza Steps Back
Aug 8
Spain and Italy Engage in Schengen Standoff Over Migrant Influx, Because Nothing Says Unity Like Border Checks
Aug 8
Silversmith Says Liverpool Christmas Market Now Costs More Than Her Sanity
Aug 8
Senate Confirms Two Industry Veterans to Run Space Acquisition and Spy Satellites, Because Who Needs a Break
Aug 8
Man's Birthday Chainsaw Adventure Sets California Ablaze, Claims at Least One Life
Aug 8
Trump Tries Again to Fire Fed Governor, Because First Supreme Court Rejection Wasn't Subtle Enough
Aug 7
The Only Instant Cameras Worth Your Money (and Your Nostalgia)
Aug 7
England's Obesity Rates Double Since 1993: 14 Strategies Later, Still No Magic Bullet
Aug 7
Snails Reveal Secret Sauce for Their Slime: It's Collagen and Calcium, Obviously
Aug 7
Jane Schoenbrun's New Film Asks: Is It Okay to Just Enjoy the Trashy Slasher?
Aug 7
OpenAI to Apple: 'Your Trade Secrets Weren't Secret Because You Left the Door Open'
Aug 7
Maltese Businessman Allegedly Texted 'Preparing Champagne' for Journalist's Murder
Aug 7
Employers Cut 23,000 Jobs in July, Because Apparently the Economy Needed a Break Too
Aug 7
SpaceX to Power Its Massive Texas Chip Factory With Natural Gas, Because of Course
Aug 7
How to Survive Summer Without AC: A Guide for the Sweaty and the Slightly Desperate
Aug 7
Trump's AG Pick Clears Last Hurdle, Because Apparently 'Not Perfect' Is the New Standard
Aug 7
White House Drafts Executive Order Linking Vaccines to Autism, Because Science Is for Losers
Aug 7
Samsung's Z Fold 8 Ultra: Same Old, Same Old, but Now with Better Battery and a Heftier Price Tag
Aug 7
Georgia Hunter Bell: From Tube Commuter to Medal Machine, or How to Un-Mess Up Your Life
Aug 7
World's Biggest Solar Telescope Finally Catches the Sun's Plasma Doing That Thing Physics Predicted in 1869
Aug 7
Iran Sends Love Letters to Jordan, Missiles Not Included
Aug 7
Rome Scrambles to House 400 Tents in Heatwave After Squat Eviction Goes Sideways
Aug 7
Jony Ive's First OpenAI Gadget Is a Hockey Puck That Talks Back, Because Why Not