Ars Technica
Rockets are blowing up, not launching, or finally launching on time - plus a NASA telescope that got to space without drama.
Grist
Billionaires promise to fix Earth by trashing space, and we've got a new word for it: 'starwashing' - greenwashing with a rocket.
SpaceNews
Blue Origin's Tory Bruno gets the honor of leading World Space Week 2027, because the Moon isn't going to promote itself.
Ars Technica
China's Chang'e 7 mission to the Moon's South Pole is delayed to 2027, likely due to Typhoon Narra, opening the door for Blue Origin's Blue Moon to potentially get there first.
MIT Technology Review
Humans go to space because we have itchy feet, and also because we want to see what's on the other side - even if that other side is a black void that makes us question everything.
SpaceNews
In a launch market tighter than a hipster's jeans, satellite operators are reassuring investors they've got rockets lined up - even if those rockets are grounded, delayed, or hypothetical.
SpaceNews
Blue Origin is adding a second launch pad for a bigger New Glenn rocket, because one pad and one explosion apparently wasn't enough.
SpaceNews
Virgin Galactic pushes back commercial space flights to February 2027 due to a bunch of tiny fitting issues, but hey, the tickets are still selling like hotcakes.
NASA
NASA's Artemis program relies on a former moonbuggy racer to wrangle SpaceX and Blue Origin's lunar landers, proving that childhood dreams can literally land on your desk.
SpaceNews
Blue Origin figures out its rocket exploded because of a valve, because of course it did, and ULA nervously eyes its own BE-4 engines.
SpaceNews
The Air Force is throwing another $11.7 million at Blue Origin to study rocket cargo, because who needs working rockets when you can have studies?
Ars Technica
The Space Force triples its rocket launch budget to $17 billion, because apparently $5.6 billion wasn't enough to keep up with the Pentagon's insatiable appetite for satellites.
The Guardian
Wally Funk, the Mercury 13 pilot who was denied NASA astronaut status for decades before finally flying to space at 82 on Blue Origin, has died at 87.
Ars Technica
Jeff Bezos, apparently tired of bankrolling Blue Origin's space ambitions alone, is raising $10 billion from outside investors - because even billionaires need a little help keeping up with Elon.
SpaceNews
A New Glenn explosion, aging infrastructure, and a looming launch capacity crisis have the government considering whether to open its wallet or just hope for the best.
SpaceNews
Blue Origin says it'll have New Glenn flying again by year's end using a hybrid pad approach, because rebuilding the old one would be too mainstream.
Ars Technica
Blue Origin's pad gets a renovation, Relativity eyes Mars (again), and China's rocket debris says hello to the ISS.
SpaceNews
NASA reveals tweaked plans for Blue Origin and SpaceX moon landers, with SpaceX docking in Earth orbit and Blue Origin scrapping a transporter - because apparently, the path to the moon is paved with fewer tanker launches and less loitering.
SpaceNews
NASA's Artemis 3 commander says one year is plenty to train for a mission the agency itself calls 'one of history's most complex,' citing Apollo 11's six-month prep as proof. Sure, what could go wrong?
SpaceNews
Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket explodes during a hotfire test at Cape Canaveral, destroying the vehicle and damaging the pad, setting back Amazon's satellite plans and NASA's Artemis program.
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