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Aug 15
Gardeners at Royal Parks Vote to Strike, Call 70p Pay Rise 'an Insult'
Aug 15
Burnham Throws £65m at Drought-Stricken Farmers, Because Climate Crisis Isn't Going to Solve Itself
Aug 15
‘Ebola is Winning’: UN Admits Defeat to a Virus, Because of Course We Let It Get This Far
Aug 15
Self-Driving Trucks Finally Get California's Blessing, Because Why Not Add More Chaos to the 405?
Aug 15
Activists Attempt Aid Drop in West Bank, Settlers Continue Being the Worst
Aug 15
Professor at Centre of Cambridge Plagiarism Row Found Dead, Family Cites 'Campaign of Abuse'
Aug 15
Wallops Island Prepares for Launch Boom, Because Apparently One Week Between Rocket Launches Isn't Enough
Aug 15
PayPal May Sell Itself, Which Is One Way to Turn a Company Around
Aug 15
BBC Seeks Trump Kids' Testimony, Because Nothing Says 'Impartial' Like Subpoenaing the First Family
Aug 15
Bumble Ditches 'Women First' Rule, Admitting What Everyone Knew: Apps Can't Fix Dating
Aug 15
Volunteer Builds Machine-Learning Tool to Spot Misbehaving Night-Shining Clouds
Aug 15
Britain Issues Apocalyptic Phone Alert to Warn Citizens That Fire Is Hot and Bad
Aug 14
Google Lets You Peel Off the 'AI-Generated' Sticker, Because Trust Issues
Aug 14
Samsung's Galaxy H1 Headphones Are Coming in 2027, Which Is Basically a Century in Tech Years
Aug 14
Study Finds Estrogen Therapy Might Keep Alzheimer's at Bay, But Don't Get Excited Yet
Aug 14
Woman Arrested for Vandalizing WWII Memorial, Because Nothing Says 'Patriotic Dissent' Like Soap Bubbles
Aug 14
Economy Sends Mixed Signals: Inflation Cools, Wages Lag, and We're All Still Confused
Aug 14
NOAA Buys Weather Data From Space Startups, Because Why Build Satellites When You Can Rent Them?
Aug 14
Kristen Schaal Still Kooking on Gas in Delightfully Nonsensical Crystal Shell
Aug 14
Farage's Byelection Stunt Backfires as Standards Watchdog Resumes Inquiry
Aug 14
Iberian Orca Matriarch, Famous for Boat Ramming, Found With Suspected Pellet Gun Wounds
Aug 14
UK Government Considers Slashing EV Targets, Because Nothing Says Climate Leadership Like Negotiating With Car Makers
Aug 14
Giving Birth in Sudan: A C-Section, a Donkey Ride, and a 100-Kilometre Hike
Aug 14
French Startup Promises 30x Faster AI Inference, Because Why Buy New GPUs When You Can Just Hack the Ones You Have?
Aug 14
Scientists Confirm Stairs Are Basically a Heart-Saving Machine (You Still Have to Climb Them)
Aug 14
Two Men Charged With Attempted Murder of Man Who Murdered His Daughter - Karma's Just Getting Started
Aug 14
Regulator Hands Water Firms £3.4bn Blank Cheque, Customers Get the Bill
Aug 14
Blue Origin Plans Second Pad for Bigger New Glenn, Because One Explosion Site Clearly Isn't Enough
Aug 14
Zambia Hits Pause on Vote Counting, Because Apparently Democracy Needs a Timeout
Aug 14
Herne Bay Must Replay the Replay Because Someone Counted to Six; Also, Football Happens
Aug 14
Scientist Builds Missing Map of Childhood, Because Kids Are Not Just Tiny Adults
Aug 14
Europe's Summer of Fire Continues: 19 Hospitalised in UK, 1,000 Evacuated in Croatia, and Airport Chaos in Sicily
Aug 14
Zimbabwe Buries a Family, Asks the Obvious Question: What the Hell Is Wrong With Us?
Aug 14
Dell XPS 13 Review: The MacBook Neo's Long-Lost Windows Twin, But Make It $700
Aug 14
EPA Quietly Deletes Cancer Risk Data, Because Ignorance Is Bliss (For Polluters)
Aug 14
Patriot Missiles: Ukraine's Best Friend Until They Weren't, Now Everyone's Got Their Hands Out
Aug 14
Anthropic Eyes $2 Trillion IPO, Because Why Not Aim for the Moon When You Can Aim for the Entire Solar System
Aug 14
A Sunflower’s View of Totality: NASA Watches the Moon Crash the Sun’s Party
Aug 14
Farage Wins By-Election He Called, Still Faces Questions He Can't Dodge
Aug 14
Iris Murdoch's Secret Attic Art Finally Sees the Light of Day, Because Apparently She Was Also a Painter
Aug 14
Korean Stock Market's Wild Ride Leaves Investors Feeling Like They Bought the Dip (Literally)
Aug 14
PM Burnham Won't Talk About Climate Crisis, Despite the Planet Literally on Fire
Aug 14
Free App Dicio Steps In to Save Android Users From Google's Assistant Demise
Aug 14
Woman Discovers She Has Twin Brother 49 Years After Operation Babylift Adoption
Aug 14
Selena Gomez Sued for Allegedly Not Marketing Her Own Mental Health Startup (Who Knew?
Aug 14
Taiwan Simulates Internet Blackout, Because Apparently War Is Inconvenient
Aug 14
Starlink Satellites Now Double as an Atmospheric Scanner, Because Why Not
Aug 14
CesiumAstro Buys Chip Maker, Because Why Not Build Everything Yourself
Aug 14
Trump Slaps 100% Tariff on Drones, Because Nothing Says 'American Ingenuity' Like Taxing Foreign Robots
Aug 14
Johnny Young Dead at 79; Alan Jones Trial Hears of Ironing Duties; Airservices CEO Downplays Near-Miss
Aug 14
Flood-Weary Porto Alegre Braces for Another El Niño, Because of Course
Aug 14
Subscription Traps Claim Three More Victims; Experts Suggest Reading Fine Print (Groundbreaking)
Aug 14
OpenAI Introduces 'Ultrafast' Mode, Because Waiting 0.5 Seconds Was Clearly Unbearable
Aug 14
Apple Proposes Commission on External Purchases, Epic Says 'Nice Try, But the Court Says No'
Aug 14
Engine Parts Play Whack-a-Mole With Ryanair Window, Man's Head Gets Sucked Out
Aug 14
Trump's New Vaccine Order: Because Confusing Parents Once Just Wasn't Enough
Aug 14
Turkey's New Child Detention Law: Because Rehabilitation Was Working Too Well
Aug 14
Space Internet: Finally, an 'Interoperable' Way to Make Satellites Talk to Each Other
Aug 14
Watergate Was Supposed to Teach Us Something. We Didn't Take Notes.
Aug 14
European Athletics Championship 2026: Hunt Beats Adeleke and Asher-Smith to Win Women's 200m Gold - Live
Aug 13
Forbes Editor Gets $6M 'Gift' From Business Associate, Promptly Gifted the Boot
Aug 13
Romania Shuts Down Only Nuclear Plant Because Danube Got Too Thirsty
Aug 13
Study Finds CO2 Pollution Won't 'Green' the Planet, Will Just Kill All the Trees Instead
Aug 13
I Finally Found a Robot Lawnmower I'd Trust with My Yard (And Yes, It Looks Like Darth Vader's Dog)
Aug 13
OpenAI Replaces Revenue Chief After Nine Months, Because Why Not
Aug 13
Hegseth Says USS Abraham Lincoln Conditions 'Completely Misrepresented' While Sailors Allegedly Try to Jump Overboard
Aug 13
Record 177,530 Kids Now Call 'Temporary' Accommodation Home, Because Apparently That's a Thing
Aug 13
Space Command Finally Gets Its Own Clubhouse, Alabama Edition
Aug 13
Björk Throws Eclipse Rave in Balloon Dress, Because of Course She Did
Aug 13
Reform UK Councillor Suspended for Social Media Posts That Aged Poorly (2019 Edition)
Aug 13
Eclipse Aftermath: Experts Urge Brits to Stop Staring at the Sun, Check for Mystery Blind Spots
Aug 13
Harvey Nichols Gets Rescued by Sports Direct Owner, Because of Course
Aug 13
Study Finds Insects Have Been Having Better Conversations Than Us All Along
Aug 13
License Plate Surveillance Giant Tightens Rules, Hopes You Don't Read the Fine Print
Aug 13
Europe's Heatwave Continues to Shatter Records, Because Why Not
Aug 13
Sydney Airport Plays 'Chicken' for Third Time; Watchdog Sighs, Opens Another Investigation
Aug 13
Charity Gets £100k to Save Surrey Parents From Choosing Between Uniforms and Food
Aug 13
NASA Cancels Gateway, Paragon Lays Off 70 in 'Companywide Restructuring' That Sounds Very Official
Aug 13
Jonestown: A Cautionary Tale of Charisma, Kool-Aid, and the Fine Art of Looking Away
Aug 13
James Documentary Proves Band's Greatest Hits Include Bad Decisions
Aug 13
AI Slop Invades Charts as Song of Summer Becomes 'Is It Even Real?'
Aug 13
Death Experts Reveal the Secret to Living Well: It's Not Your Career, It's the Otters
Aug 13
Pentagon's Missile Buildup Sparks Factory Revolution, Because Old-School Tooling Is So Last Century
Aug 13
Water Companies Get £3.4bn Extra to Spend, Because Who Needs Affordable Bills Anyway?
Aug 13
Britain's Food Crisis: Government Chooses Denial Over Stockpiles, Because Planning Is Apparently Communist
Aug 13
Tamil Star's Cuddly Gibbon Video Has Wildlife Officials Asking Some Very Uncomfortable Questions
Aug 13
Ancient Skeletons Suggest Syphilis's Reputation May Be Unfairly Smearing Other Diseases
Aug 13
Space Force Orders Two More Impulse Space Vehicles Because Why Not Add to the Orbital Traffic
Aug 13
Richard Olney Would Approve: Figs with Raspberry Cream and Cat Tongues, Because Dessert Should Be Playful
Aug 13
Government Shuts More Asylum Hotels, Because Nothing Says 'Tackling Migration' Like Making People Homeless
Aug 13
Texas Surrogate Saga Ends With Birth of Baby, Wave of 'Political Theater' Accusations
Aug 13
Australia's Tech Giants Get a Bill They'll Love: Pay for News or Face the Wrath of 200% Offsets
Aug 13
Grubhub Finally Pays Up for Those 'Misleading' Earnings Claims, Because Of Course
Aug 13
Telstra CEO's Pay Rise Survives Outage Penalty, Proving Accountability Has a Price
Aug 13
Climate Change Turns Potatoes Into Mash Before Anyone Gets a Chance to Boil Them
Aug 13
Police Officers Charged With Assault After Taser-Filled Arrest of Indigenous Man
Aug 13
Physicists May Have Finally Caught the Elusive Glueball, and It Only Took 10 Billion Particle Collisions
Aug 13
Virgin Galactic Delays Commercial Flights to 2027, Because Space is Hard (and Fitting Things Together is Harder)
Aug 13
The 'Vulture King' Fights to Save Nigeria's Unloved But Vital Scavengers
Aug 13
Nolan's Odyssey Tests Whether Hollywood Can Still Draw a Crowd in China (Spoiler: It's Complicated)
