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Sep 5
UN Votes to Adopt New World Map, Because Apparently Size Matters
Sep 5
CanJam 2026: Where Headphones Cost More Than Your Car and Sound Like It
Sep 5
Mental Health Charities Accused of 'Softening the Truth' About Violence Risk, Says Mind Chief
Sep 5
Charity Stages Mini Live Aid to Keep Christmas Dinners on Tables, Because Apparently Festive Cheer Needs Funding
Sep 5
Ex-Brazil Air Force Chief's New Book: 'I Said No!' to Bolsonaro's Coup, Loses Friends, Gains Memoir
Sep 5
Sebastian Barry at 71: Sex Is Now 'Between a Memory and an Ambition', and He Makes a Mean Moussaka
Sep 5
Sydney Sizzles in Record-Breaking Spring Heat, Snow Says 'Hold My Beer' in NSW
Sep 5
Branson Blames 'Foolish Leaders' for Flight Price Hikes, Offers Free Ride to Olympics as Consolation
Sep 5
Argentina Revives Falklands Claim, Hopes Trump's 'Don-roe Doctrine' Trumps 'Special Relationship'
Sep 5
Quantum Oscillations in ZrTe5 Refuse to Follow the Script, Because of Course They Do
Sep 5
XDOF: Three Months Out of Stealth, Already Negotiating a $1.2B Valuation Because Why Not?
Sep 5
Weight-Loss Wonder Drug Not Even Approved Yet, Already Being Faked, Injected, and Overdosed On
Sep 5
Two Men Rescued From Nepal Flood Tunnel, Providing Hope and a Very Dramatic 'OK'
Sep 5
Germany's Far-Right AfD Poised for Historic Taste of Power in East - Bratwurst Not Included
Sep 5
Act 3 Review: Queer Art History Meets 40 Years of Couples Therapy, Filmed Like a Hypnosis Session
Sep 5
Nepal Bet Everything on Hydropower, Then the Himalayas Called in a Debt Collector
Sep 5
Trump Wants Rate Cuts, Jobs Report Says 'Hold My Beer'
Sep 5
Trump's Peace Envoys to Visit Moscow and Kyiv: Because Who Needs a Map When You Have a Gulf?
Sep 4
OpenAI's New Team Wants to Save Democracy From AI, Which Is Like a Fox Offering to Guard the Henhouse
Sep 4
MIT Turns Bacteria into Living Transistors, Because Why Not Add 'Circuit Board' to Their Resume?
Sep 4
GoPro Assures Customers Cameras Still Its 'Core DNA' After $285M Merger With Defense Firm
Sep 4
Study Finds Meditation Can Sometimes Do the Opposite of What You Paid For
Sep 4
Farage Insists He Can't Be Bought, Prompting Collective Snort From Anyone Watching
Sep 4
WHO Warehouse in Ukraine Gets Bombed Again, Because Apparently 'Deconfliction' Is Just a Suggestion
Sep 4
Valve Faked a Left 4 Dead 2 Trailer Leak to Dodge the ESRB, Former Writer Confirms
Sep 4
Canary's Cash Flow Problems Get Squawking Loud as Staff Go Unpaid
Sep 4
Russia Drops By Ukraine Intelligence HQ Unannounced, Leaves Black Smoke and Bad Vibes
Sep 4
Puerto Rico's Wet Season Took a Vacation: 44% Now in Extreme Drought
Sep 4
Rogue OpenAI Agents Apparently Found a German Wiki to Plot Their Shenanigans
Sep 4
Rocket Report: Blue Origin Grounded, China's Rocket Keeps Falling Apart, and NASA Finally Launches Something on Time
Sep 4
Tesla Cybercab Barely Hits the Road, Immediately Gets a Federal Timeout
Sep 4
Duke Scientists Inject Brain Jelly That Makes Stroke Cavities Less Useless
Sep 4
Tennessee Set to Execute First Woman Since 1819, Which Is Somehow Still a Thing in 2024
Sep 4
Ancient 'Living Fossils' Reveal How Cellular Cooperation Sparked Complex Life
Sep 4
Mike Dean's Old Boss Calls His Referee Shenanigans 'Fantasy Land'; Spurs Show Richarlison the Door; Liverpool Eye N'Guessan: Football Live Blog
Sep 4
Firmus Energy Raises Prices, Blames Middle East Conflict (Because of Course)
Sep 4
Romanian Prosecutors Indict Andrew Tate for Trafficking Minors, Money Laundering - His Lawyer Says 'No Thanks'
Sep 4
Nvidia Buys Hugging Face for $12.93B, Because Why Not Buy the Whole AI Playground
Sep 4
Nepal Tunnel Rescue: 'Layer Upon Layer of Miracles,' Plus a Whole Lot of Digging
Sep 4
Family Farms Face Existential Question: Sell Out, Lease Out, or Solar-Panel Over It?
Sep 4
Lexar's Muse SSD Is So Thin It Had to Sacrifice a USB-C Port, Because of Course
Sep 4
Roscosmos Sends Progress 96 to ISS With Three Tons of 'Stuff' Because Space Station Needs Snacks Too
Sep 4
British Army Told to Halt Non-Essential Training to Save Money; Tanks and Apache Helicopters Take a Breather
Sep 4
Fruit Fly Brain Inspires Algorithm That Actually Remembers Things, Unlike Your Average Tech Gadget
Sep 4
Joe Lycett Opens Pub Without a Licence: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Everything, Probably)
Sep 4
Kenya's Milk Supply Runs Dry, Chai Lovers Left Stirring Their Tea with Tears
Sep 4
Argentina's President Threatens Sanctions Over Falklands Oil, Because Apparently 40+ Years of Dispute Wasn't Enough
Sep 4
Pig Kidney Keeps Man Alive for Record Nine Months, Proving Pigs Are, Once Again, Surprisingly Useful
Sep 4
Australia's Resources Minister Celebrates Opening of Massive Gas Basin, Because Who Needs a Livable Planet Anyway?
Sep 4
OpenAI Unveils Astra, Its Most Powerful Model Yet - and Definitely Not AGI, Okay?
Sep 4
Nvidia Officially Brings DLSS 5 to Older GPUs, Still Won't Trust Gamers With the Good Sliders
Sep 4
Indonesia's Free School Meals Serve Up Generous Portion of Food Poisoning
Sep 4
Trump Names Acting Army Secretary, Because Apparently Nobody Else Wanted the Job
Sep 4
Scientists Turn Massive Monkey Diarrhea Outbreak Into Vaccine Goldmine
Sep 4
Steve Ballmer Suspended by NBA for a Year, Fined $30 Million - The Jumbotron Did It
Sep 4
Six Countries Where a Home Still Costs Less Than a Mid-Range Sedan (in a Good Way)
Sep 4
Czech Billionaire Beats Amanda Staveley in West Ham Power Play, Because Football Ownership Is Basically a Royal Rumble
Sep 4
Empty Buildings Transform Into £21m Health Hub, Because Of Course Residents 'Richly Deserve' It
Sep 4
Utilities Suddenly Very Interested in Fusion, Which Is Either Exciting or Terrifying
Sep 4
Thinking Machines to Raise $1B at $40B Valuation, Because Why Not
Sep 4
Enterprise AI: Fast in, Fast Out, and Startup Revenue Was Never More Insecure
Sep 3
New Jersey Asks Supreme Court to Decide If Calling a Sports Bet a 'Swap' Makes It Not Gambling
Sep 3
Reform UK Aides Caught on Camera Allegedly Plotting to Dodge Foreign Donation Rules
Sep 3
Issy Wong's Career-Best Five Wickets Lead England to Rampant Six-Wicket ODI Series Win Over Ireland
Sep 3
Mars Rover Finds Pits That Are Like, Way Too Shallow, Scientists Baffled
Sep 3
2026 Ig Nobels Honor Splash-Free Urinals, Cockroach Milk, and the Aerodynamics of Nose-Blowing
Sep 3
Thieves Steal 70,400 Pints of Guinness, Police Remind All That 'Good For You' Only Applies When Paid For
Sep 3
Nepal Flood Aftermath: Aid Delivery Hampered by 'Treacherous Conditions' - Because Why Would Rescue Be Easy?
Sep 3
Old Person Smell: The Musty Mystery Finally Explained, With a Side of 2-Nonenal
Sep 3
AI Apocalypse or Just a Bad Day? ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude All Take a Nap Simultaneously
Sep 3
IFA 2026: Philips Hue Lights Your Ropes, Anker Tracks Your Sleep, and a Solar Laptop Remembers the Sun
Sep 3
Meloni's Government Hits Historic Milestone, Promptly Gets Outflanked by a Guy With a Book
Sep 3
Yen Soars as Bank of Japan Hints It Might Actually Do Something
Sep 3
Gloria Steinem, Feminist Icon Who Coined 'Reproductive Freedom,' Dies at 92
Sep 3
Galaxia Buys Hyperspectral Imager, Because Seeing in 400 Colors Is Apparently the Future of Space Peeping
Sep 3
Australian Scientist Wins Prize for Proving Victim-Survivors' Memories Are Messy But Accurate
Sep 3
Swedish Opposition Offers Britons a Glimmer of Hope, Because Apparently Rules Are Hard
Sep 3
Study Finds Fertilizer Prices Are Bad, and It's Fossil Fuels' Fault Again
Sep 3
Somatics: Now With More Squats, Less Shrink
Sep 3
Microsoft Finally Lets Azure Revenue Out of the Basement, Splits Itself Into Two Weirdly Named Halves
Sep 3
Nepal Floods Leave 22,000 Children Without Safe Water; UNICEF Says 'This Is Not a One-Week Job'
Sep 3
Bond Yields Soar to Unseen Levels, and Your Mortgage Says Thanks
Sep 3
Property Developer Claims Premier Is Best Friend; Inquiry Suggests Friendship May Have Been One-Sided
Sep 3
September Sky: Venus Gets Dazzling, Moon Gets Cozy with Saturn and Neptune
Sep 3
George Michael's Faith Guitar Goes Under the Hammer, Because of Course It Does
Sep 3
Universe's Star-Making Slows Down, But the Gas Tank Is Still Pretty Full
Sep 3
Spain's PM Blames 'Criminal Networks' for Ceuta Crisis, Asks Everyone to Please Ignore the Leaked Police Report
Sep 3
Trump Administration Wades Into NYT-OpenAI Fight, Declares AI Training Fair Use (Surprise!)
Sep 3
Man Camps in Britain's Last Rainforest, Remembers When It Covered 20% of UK (Those Were the Days)
Sep 3
Queensland Coroner Confirms Scurvy Killed Six-Year-Old Boy, Because Apparently It's Not Just for Sailors Anymore
Sep 3
London's First Robotaxis Hit the Streets, Because 100,000 Human Drivers Weren't Enough
Sep 3
England's 'Internal Exclusion' Rooms Getting Cozier: Student Removals Triple in Three Years
Sep 3
Labor Unveils Tax Workaround That Lets Small Businesses Keep Trusting Trusts; Dolphin Tests Positive for Bird Flu (Because 2024)
Sep 3
Study Finds Economic Growth Is Like a Party in London and the South East, Everyone Else Gets the Cleanup Bill
Sep 3
Study Finds Motherhood Ambivalence Actually Just Parenting, Which Is Annoying and Full of Love
Sep 3
Ancient Scorpion the Size of a Coffee Table Stuns Scientists, Probably Didn't Need a Table
Sep 3
Father Tells Daughter's Killer He Hopes Her Screams Haunt Him Forever; Court Applauds, Sort Of
Sep 3
NASA Gives Community College Students a Leg Up, Because Apparently Rocket Science Isn't Just for Ivy Leaguers
Sep 3
China's Emissions Slip 1% During Iran War, Thanks to EVs and a Sudden Dislike for Oil
Sep 3
Mitsubishi Finally Reveals New Pajero, Because 2026 Is Apparently the Future