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Nov 6
Serve Robotics Wants to Be the AWS of Robots, Because Every Tech Company Eventually Wants to Be AWS
Nov 5
Sunderland's Europa League Nightmare Continues, Because Of Course It Does
Nov 5
Sanders to Democrats: Now That You've Won, Maybe Try Passing the Popular Thing
Nov 5
Democrats Win Trifectas in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin; Clean Energy Suddenly Has a Pulse
Nov 5
Civil Rights Division Chief Who Reoriented Mission Away From Civil Rights Steps Down, Shocking No One
Nov 5
Startup Proposes Catapulting Rockets to the Moon, Because Regular Rockets Apparently Weren't Expensive Enough
Nov 5
Camp Snap Shrinks Its Screen-Free Camcorder for Kids, Because Apparently Children Need 2.7K Video Now
Nov 5
Stonehenge's Altar Stone Origin Remains a Mystery, Geologists Awkwardly Pack Up Their Hammers
Nov 5
Yemen's Government Shuffles Cabinet and Generals, Because That Always Works
Nov 5
Humanoid Robot Company Agility Goes Public While Its Rival's Bankruptcy Prediction Quietly Expires
Nov 5
Cristiano Ronaldo Retires From Portugal Duty, Proving Even World Records Eventually Need a Rest
Nov 5
Economy So Bad That People Are Rediscovering Libraries, Which Are Still Free, Somehow
Nov 5
Met Police Settle With Activist Who Was 'Treated Like a Criminal' for Not Handing Over His Phone PIN
Nov 5
Uefa's Big Test: Can It Stop a Football Club From Promoting Russia's Land Grab?
Nov 5
World's Wettest Storms Are Getting Wetter, Faster, and Ruder About It
Nov 5
Midwives to NHS: Closing Maternity Units Is Not the Answer, Says Union That Has Clearly Thought This Through
Nov 5
Linux Mint 27 Switches to Yearly Releases, Boys' Names, and a Hibernation Feature That Should Have Existed Sooner
Nov 5
Police Officer Explains How He Could 'Easily' Get a Gun, Which Is Somehow Not the Most Alarming Testimony of the Day
Nov 5
Democrats Take Congress, Data Centers Take Cover: Voters Say 'Not In My Backyard' To AI's Power-Hungry Monoliths
Nov 5
Australian No. 83 Stuns Djokovic After Nearly Not Playing, Because Of Course He Did
Nov 5
Bank of England Expected to Raise Rates for First Time Since 2023, Because Inflation Never Really Left
Nov 5
Report Proposes Actually Helping Disabled Young People Find Work, Shocking No One
Nov 5
New DHS Secretary Clarifies That Deportations, Like Taxes and Bad Sequels, Will Continue
Nov 5
Nebraska's Growth Ambitions Collide With a Power Grid That's Fresh Out of Juice
Nov 5
Scientists Accidentally Invent 'Super HGF,' Because Aging Muscles Deserve a Sequel
Nov 4
DreamHost Confirms Hackers Had a Four-Month Field Day With Customer Files and Inboxes
Nov 4
Grizzly Bears Confirm They Are Still Apex Predators, Canadian Authorities Confirm
Nov 4
Sam Altman Renames Himself 'Ram Altman,' Insists He Wants You to Have All the Memory You Can Cram In There
Nov 4
Bob Dylan Meets Pope Leo XIV in a Hoodie, Because of Course He Did
Nov 4
Scientists Try Shining Light Up Football Players' Noses to Save Their Brains
Nov 4
Poundland Owner Summoned to Explain Why Saving 12,000 Jobs Is Apparently Rocket Science
Nov 4
South Africa Votes, ANC Learns What 'Service Delivery' Actually Means
Nov 4
After 15 Years, U.S. Deports 160 Haitians, Proving 'Temporary' Status Was Apparently Just a Very Long Lease
Nov 4
Rich Countries' Climate Aid to Poor Nations Stalls, Because Apparently Defence Is the Only Emergency Now
Nov 4
India's Microdrama Market Gets $80M Bet From NBCUniversal Because Apparently We All Need 95-Minute Phone Soaps
Nov 4
King Charles Calls Slave Trade 'Shameful Chapter,' Stops Just Short of the Apology Everyone Asked For
Nov 4
Anthropic's IPO Math: Revenue Up, Compute Costs Up More, Investors Shrug
Nov 4
Liverpool Owner Eyes F1 Team While Its Current Owner Eyes Fraud Charges
Nov 4
NASA Astronaut Photographs Midwest from Space, Confirms Cities Are Indeed Bright
Nov 4
Woman Spends 50 Years Fearing Her Own Spine, Discovers It Was Mostly Just Along for the Ride
Nov 4
Savills Predicts Housing Market Recovery in 2028, Because Apparently We All Needed a Five-Year Plan
Nov 4
Trump Discovers He Wasn't on the Ballot, Voters Disagree With His Agenda Anyway
Nov 4
Kellogg's Rice Krispies Now Contain No Rice, Because Weather Has Opinions
Nov 4
Canva 'Refounds' Itself by Cutting 22% of Staff, Because Nothing Says Fresh Start Like 1,271 Layoffs
Nov 4
King Charles Expresses 'Profound Sorrow' Over Slavery, Stops Just Short of the One Thing Everyone Asked For
Nov 4
OpenAI Says ChatGPT Now Does 20% of Google's Search Volume, Which Is Like Saying Your Lemonade Stand Moved 20% of Coca-Cola's Units
Nov 4
New Irish Crime Series 'Tall Tales and Murder' Promises Mile-a-Minute Chaos, Confusion Guaranteed
Nov 4
Startup 3D Prints a Half-Meter Beam in Space, Because Folding Furniture Was Getting Old
Nov 4
Powys Hospital Bed Cuts: Health Board Insists Shrinking Rural Care Is the 'Safe' Option
Nov 3
Ferrari's $615,000 EV That Everyone Mocked Is Already Sold Out, Because of Course It Is
Nov 3
DeSantis Admits Iran War Is a 'Big, Big Drag' on GOP, Suggests Maybe Stop Gaslighting Voters About Gas Prices
Nov 3
Rio Tinto Deploys Millions to Halt Cane Toad's Western Invasion, Because Apparently Toads Don't Pay Rent
Nov 3
Apple Reportedly Building a $1,000 Smart Display With a Robotic Arm Because Your FaceTime Calls Deserve a Stalker
Nov 3
Seven Bomb Threats Across Europe Turn Out to Be Hoaxes, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Nov 3
OpenAI Renames Data Centers 'Compute Campuses,' Hoping Nobody Notices the Giant Polluting Buildings
Nov 3
Rachmaninoff's Operas Return to Switzerland, Proving Even Composers Have Sentimental Real Estate Quirks
Nov 3
Airbus Invents Tiny Magnet That Stops Dead Satellites From Flailing About, Because Apparently Space Junk Wasn't Enough of a Problem
Nov 3
24-Year-Old Runner Dies After Collapsing Two Miles From Marathon Finish Line, Because Apparently Even 'Perfect Health' Isn't a Guarantee
Nov 3
Car Finance Lenders May Pay Out Early, Because Apparently Waiting for Courts Is Too Much to Ask
Nov 3
Political Strategist Suggests Left Could Win By Letting People Feel In Control, A Radical Concept
Nov 3
Louisiana Accidentally Built Land With a River Diversion, Then Cancelled the Sequel
Nov 3
VC Yvonne Bajela Launches $17M Fund to Bet on Europe's AI Boom, Because Apparently That's Still a Thing
Nov 3
Russia Drops Nine 3,000kg Bombs on Ukrainian Aid Centre, Killing 29, Because 'Peace' Apparently Needed a Second Opinion
Nov 3
Surrey Council Bravely Solves Winter by Offering Tea and a Chat, Free of Charge
Nov 3
Court Adjourns So Alan Jones Can Watch a Horse Race, Because Justice Is Apparently a Spectator Sport
Nov 3
Physicists Admit You Don't Need a Cosmic Sledgehammer to Recreate the Big Bang's Primordial Goo
Nov 3
Woman Told Lump Was 'Medical Anxiety' Actually Had Breast Cancer, Because Apparently Anxiety Now Causes Tumors
Nov 3
RBA Poised to Hike Rates for Fifth Time, Because Nothing Says 'Cost of Living Relief' Like Higher Mortgage Payments
Nov 3
Supreme Court to Trump DOJ: No, You Can't Just Set Aside 20,000 California Ballots
Nov 3
Smithsonian Spends $1 Billion to Confirm Space Is, Indeed, a Place People Live Now
Nov 3
Indonesia's Toxic Haze Sparks Diplomatic Spat, Because Smoke Apparently Respects No Borders
Nov 3
Apple's $1,000 Home Robot Will Roam Your House and Make FaceTime Calls, Because That's Apparently Worth Four Figures
Nov 3
Learjet Plummets in Thunderstorm, Killing Nine, Because Apparently the Sky Has No Chill
Nov 2
Google Partner Secretly Turned 1.3 Million Set-Top Boxes Into a Botnet, Because of Course It Did
Nov 2
Newcastle and Everton Play Football, Somehow Without Goals or Excitement
Nov 2
Obamacare Premiums Rise 13 Percent, Because Apparently Health Care Costs Also Have a Subscription Model
Nov 2
Oil Prices Plunge as Iran War Peace Talks Raise Hopes (and Airline Stocks)
Nov 2
Reform Council Leader Quits After Leaked Recording Reveals He Was Definitely Not Thinking About Gender, Apparently
Nov 2
Scientists Detect Ghost Particles With 10 Billion Times the Energy of Solar Neutrinos, Still Can't Explain Where They Came From
Nov 2
SpaceX Eyes Boost Mobile Because Owning the Sky Wasn't Enough
Nov 2
OpenAI to Merge ChatGPT's Chat and Work Tabs, Because Even AI Needs Fewer Places to Get Lost
Nov 2
Hackers Send Fake Nuclear Alerts to Ukraine, Raise Supermarket Freezers to 50C, Because Why Not
Nov 2
Cyber-Attack Turns Supermarket Freezers Into Unintentional Saunas, Wastes Thousands in Food
Nov 2
Goalkeeper Wins Trophy, Then Somehow Makes Entire Stadium Forget It's a Derby
Nov 2
American Dream Now Comes With Flood Insurance, Which You Probably Don't Have
Nov 2
Binance Hack Aftermath: Scammers Work Overtime While Customers Pull $3.6bn and Bitcoin Faithful Lose Their Nerve
Nov 2
Hungary Opens Communist-Era Informant Files, Because Nothing Says 'Moving On' Like a Searchable Database of Your Grandma's Snitch
Nov 2
Christmas Charities Report Surge in Demand, Shortage in Donations - Because Poverty Is Apparently Still in Season
Nov 2
Mars Has Been Growing a 1,500-Kilometer Cloud Since 1977 and Honestly, Same
Nov 2
Authors Bombarded by AI Fan Mail That's Suspiciously Well-Read (and After Your Wallet)
Nov 2
Ukraine's Air Raid App Hacked, Briefly Warns Kyiv of Radiation Threat (Spoiler: There Was No Radiation Threat)
Nov 2
NHS Introduces Early Warning System for Sick Children, Because Apparently 'Look at the Child' Needed a Framework
Nov 2
Flock Safety Demonstrates That 'Cancel Contract' Is Apparently a Suggestion, Not a Command
Nov 2
Scientists Shrink Archimedes' Screw to a Single Molecule, Because Regular-Sized Screws Weren't Enough
Nov 2
Buy Now Pay Later Now Requires You to Prove You Can, Actually, Pay Later
Nov 2
Supreme Court Asked to Decide If Preschools Can Reject Same-Sex Couples and Still Take the Money
Nov 2
Northern Territory to Water Down Water Rules, Environmentalists Say 'Hold My Aquifer'
Nov 1
NFL Week Eight: A Live Blog Where Defense Is Optional and Punters Are the Real MVPs
Nov 1
Autonomous Vehicle Startups Multiply Like Rabbits, Because Apparently AI Fixes Everything
Nov 1
Sydney Deploys Heavily Armed Police After Bondi Beach Massacre, Because Apparently That's Where We Are Now