Ars Technica
JWST finds a supermassive black hole from 700 million years after the Big Bang that's basically all black hole, no galaxy - because the Universe has a sense of humor.
ScienceDaily
After 70 years of head-scratching, scientists used a supercomputer to figure out why space magnetism isn't a complete disaster, and the answer involves velocity gradients and 137 billion grid points.
ScienceDaily
Duke researchers recharge nerve cell batteries with fresh mitochondria, cutting chronic pain by up to 50% in mice and offering a new way to treat diabetic neuropathy and chemo-related nerve damage.
ScienceDaily
Scientists discover humans lived in West African rainforests 150,000 years ago, doubling previous estimates and proving our ancestors were the ultimate campers.
ScienceDaily
After 60 years of hoping for a new force of nature, physicists discover the muon was just being difficult. Standard Model: 1, Fifth Force: 0.
NASA
NASA's Black Marble data reveals a planet that's been busy brightening and dimming its nights in patterns far more complex than a simple on-off switch.
Ars Technica
Researchers show that quantum dots can move electrons around without losing quantum information, potentially giving chip-based qubits the flexibility of atoms and ions.
ScienceDaily
Scientists trick cells into accepting a metabolic package deal, and mice are eating less and losing weight - but humans should hold their hors d'oeuvres.
ScienceDaily
Stanford physicists built a fingertip-sized optical amplifier that boosts light signals 100x while sipping power - because apparently light needed a performance-enhancing drug.
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