BBC Business
The UK government wants you to stock up on tinned fish and long-life milk because climate change is coming for your dinner. Here's what to buy and what to avoid.
The Guardian Europe
After two decades of campaigning, Jamie Oliver celebrates new school food standards in England - because apparently it took 20 years to realise kids deserve better than dog food.
BBC Business
Pubs get a 20% rates cut, but owners say it's more of a gentle chip than a full-on demolition of their cost problems.
BBC World
Laos says it can't determine who killed six tourists with methanol-laced vodka because nobody performed autopsies, leaving authorities to shrug and fine the distillery owner less than $200 per death.
The Guardian Europe
Jaguar Land Rover's electric dreams hit a pothole as a £5.2bn government-backed battery factory faces delays, budget overruns, and contractor departures - proving that building the future is harder than just plugging it in.
BBC Business
M&S offers 1,000 training spots to combat youth unemployment, while the government bets on AI to solve the problem it helped create.
BBC Business
Tata Steel's £1.25bn electric furnace in Port Talbot faces up to eight months delay because National Grid hasn't finished plugging it in yet.
The Guardian
UK senior civil servants to get bonuses for the first time, because apparently 'doing' is now a revolutionary concept in government.
BBC Politics
UK's digital ID launch called a 'fiasco' by MPs after mandatory plan spooks public, prompts U-turn, and forces government to ask for input only after everyone got angry.
The Good Times
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