The Guardian Europe
France and Canada Forge Closer Ties While Trump Busy Redrawing Maps With a Sharpie
Macron and Carney meet on a tiny French island to strengthen ties, weeks after Trump casually claimed it on social media.
2026-09-21
The Guardian Europe
2026-09-06
BBC Politics
140 Migrants in One Dinghy Rescued in Channel; Smugglers Apparently Didn't Get the 'Less Crowded' Memo
140 migrants in one dinghy rescued in the Channel, as smugglers double down on mega-dinghies and the government promises to smash gangs - though the sea remains unimpressed.
2026-08-24
The Guardian Europe
Burnham Jets to Ukraine With Promise to Help Kyiv Build Its Own Long-Range Missiles
UK PM Andy Burnham visits Ukraine on independence day, promising to help build long-range missiles - a plan that'll take years and probably annoy Russia a lot.
2026-08-09
BBC World
France Arrests 420 for Wildfires, Because Apparently 9 Out of 10 Fires Start With Humans, Not Spontaneous Combustion
France arrests 420 for wildfires, but with 9 out of 10 fires human-caused, the real culprit might just be our collective love for fossil fuels and carelessness.
2026-08-06
The Guardian
Wartime Mindset Needed to Fight Wildfires, But Leaders Still Playing Whack-a-Mole
Seth Klein argues that fighting wildfires requires a wartime mindset, but governments are still just fighting fires instead of preventing them.
2026-08-01
The Guardian
France's 'Megafire' Finally Contained, But the Hangover Is Just Beginning
France's megafire is contained, but with zombie fires, exhausted crews, and a blame game over planes, the real battle is just beginning.
2026-07-28
BBC World
French Wildfire Gets Within 9 Miles of Bordeaux, Locals Advised to Keep a Bag Packed
A wildfire in France gets within nine miles of Bordeaux, prompting evacuations and apocalyptic comparisons, while Spain also burns because the planet is not messing around.
2026-07-26
BBC World
France Fights Fire 'Whirlwinds' as Wildfire Evacuates Another 55,000 People Who Definitely Didn't Have That on Their Summer Itinerary
France and Spain continue to battle wildfires that have forced hundreds of thousands to evacuate, with France's fire creating its own whirlwinds because regular weather wasn't enough.
2026-07-14
The Guardian
France Throws a Bastille Day Parade, Accidentally Sends a Signal About Europe's Military Awakening
France's Bastille Day parade features 6,500 soldiers, 300 vehicles, and a guest list of European leaders, sending a 'strategic signal' about military awakening - while wildfires rage and EU accession talks hum along.
2026-07-13
The Guardian Europe
Zelenskyy Arrives in Paris With Anti-Ballistic Programme, Ready to Give French a Break From Their Own Drama
Zelenskyy brings an anti-ballistic programme to Paris; Russia calls Coalition of the Willing 'warmongers'; EU sanctions Russian cyber-attackers; Ukraine drones sink Russian ships in Sea of Azov.
2026-07-07
BBC World
Marine Le Pen's Appeal Verdict: The Presidential Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode France Didn't Ask For
Marine Le Pen faces a court decision that could either clear her path to the presidency or leave her as just another activist with an electronic tag and a grudge.
2026-06-19
The Guardian
Macron Asks France to Please Be Vigilant as Second Heatwave of the Year Arrives, Because Apparently We Needed a Reminder
France, Spain, and Germany are all getting another scorching reminder that climate change doesn't take holidays, complete with cancelled trains, nuclear plant curbs, and school days cut short.
2026-06-07
BBC World
Zelensky Slams 'Vile' Drone Strike on Chornobyl, Just in Time for a Very Important Tea Party
Zelensky calls a drone strike on Chornobyl 'vile' while world leaders prepare to discuss Ukraine over tea, and Putin continues his one-man show at an economic forum.
2026-06-04
The Guardian
Disney Still Owed $4.2 Billion by Paris Park After 34 Years, But Hey, At Least the Kids Had Fun
Disneyland Paris is a hit with visitors but a $4.2bn money pit for its parent company after 34 years of mounting losses, bad timing, and French objections to dry park restaurants.
2026-05-28
The Guardian Europe
France Finally Gets Around to Repealing 17th-Century Law That Treated People as Furniture
France’s parliament unanimously votes to scrap a 1685 law that treated enslaved people as movable property, nearly 180 years after slavery was abolished - because better late than never, right?
2026-05-09
The Guardian
France’s Presidential Race Now Has So Many Hopefuls It’s Basically a Reality Show Audition
With 30 wannabe presidents and the far right smelling victory, France's 2027 election is shaping up to be a glorious circus of ego and tactical hand-wringing.
2026-04-18
BBC World
UN Peacekeeper Killed in What Officials Call a 'Deliberate' and 'Very Close Range' Ambush
A French UN peacekeeper is dead in southern Lebanon after an ambush France blames on Hezbollah, who denies it, because the region needed more tension.
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