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Sep 3
Old Person Smell: The Musty Mystery Finally Explained, With a Side of 2-Nonenal
Sep 3
AI Apocalypse or Just a Bad Day? ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude All Take a Nap Simultaneously
Sep 3
IFA 2026: Philips Hue Lights Your Ropes, Anker Tracks Your Sleep, and a Solar Laptop Remembers the Sun
Sep 3
Meloni's Government Hits Historic Milestone, Promptly Gets Outflanked by a Guy With a Book
Sep 3
Yen Soars as Bank of Japan Hints It Might Actually Do Something
Sep 3
Gloria Steinem, Feminist Icon Who Coined 'Reproductive Freedom,' Dies at 92
Sep 3
Galaxia Buys Hyperspectral Imager, Because Seeing in 400 Colors Is Apparently the Future of Space Peeping
Sep 3
Australian Scientist Wins Prize for Proving Victim-Survivors' Memories Are Messy But Accurate
Sep 3
Swedish Opposition Offers Britons a Glimmer of Hope, Because Apparently Rules Are Hard
Sep 3
Study Finds Fertilizer Prices Are Bad, and It's Fossil Fuels' Fault Again
Sep 3
Somatics: Now With More Squats, Less Shrink
Sep 3
Microsoft Finally Lets Azure Revenue Out of the Basement, Splits Itself Into Two Weirdly Named Halves
Sep 3
Nepal Floods Leave 22,000 Children Without Safe Water; UNICEF Says 'This Is Not a One-Week Job'
Sep 3
Bond Yields Soar to Unseen Levels, and Your Mortgage Says Thanks
Sep 3
Property Developer Claims Premier Is Best Friend; Inquiry Suggests Friendship May Have Been One-Sided
Sep 3
September Sky: Venus Gets Dazzling, Moon Gets Cozy with Saturn and Neptune
Sep 3
George Michael's Faith Guitar Goes Under the Hammer, Because of Course It Does
Sep 3
Universe's Star-Making Slows Down, But the Gas Tank Is Still Pretty Full
Sep 3
Spain's PM Blames 'Criminal Networks' for Ceuta Crisis, Asks Everyone to Please Ignore the Leaked Police Report
Sep 3
Trump Administration Wades Into NYT-OpenAI Fight, Declares AI Training Fair Use (Surprise!)
Sep 3
Man Camps in Britain's Last Rainforest, Remembers When It Covered 20% of UK (Those Were the Days)
Sep 3
Queensland Coroner Confirms Scurvy Killed Six-Year-Old Boy, Because Apparently It's Not Just for Sailors Anymore
Sep 3
London's First Robotaxis Hit the Streets, Because 100,000 Human Drivers Weren't Enough
Sep 3
England's 'Internal Exclusion' Rooms Getting Cozier: Student Removals Triple in Three Years
Sep 3
Labor Unveils Tax Workaround That Lets Small Businesses Keep Trusting Trusts; Dolphin Tests Positive for Bird Flu (Because 2024)
Sep 3
Study Finds Economic Growth Is Like a Party in London and the South East, Everyone Else Gets the Cleanup Bill
Sep 3
Study Finds Motherhood Ambivalence Actually Just Parenting, Which Is Annoying and Full of Love
Sep 3
Ancient Scorpion the Size of a Coffee Table Stuns Scientists, Probably Didn't Need a Table
Sep 3
Father Tells Daughter's Killer He Hopes Her Screams Haunt Him Forever; Court Applauds, Sort Of
Sep 3
NASA Gives Community College Students a Leg Up, Because Apparently Rocket Science Isn't Just for Ivy Leaguers
Sep 3
China's Emissions Slip 1% During Iran War, Thanks to EVs and a Sudden Dislike for Oil
Sep 3
Mitsubishi Finally Reveals New Pajero, Because 2026 Is Apparently the Future
Sep 3
Sleepmaxxing: Turning a Simple Nap into an Olympic Sport You Can't Win
Sep 3
Google's Gemini 3.8 Flash 'Works Harder' - and Yes, That Might Cost You More
Sep 3
Epstein Survivors to Billionaire Leon Black: Bless Your Heart, Now Show Up
Sep 3
Uber Decides Nigeria and Uganda Are No Longer Worth the Traffic Jams
Sep 3
Durán Inspires Celtic to Win That Was Probably Less Dramatic Than Dalglish's Ovation
Sep 3
South African Airline Cancels Stadium Flyby, Citing Weather - or Perhaps, Sense
Sep 3
Documentary Drops 250,000 Babies on UK's Conscience, Proves Yet Again That Institutions Can Be Terrible
Sep 3
Interstellar Solar Sails Hit a Strange Problem at 75% of Light Speed
Sep 3
Google Buys 400 MW of Geothermal Energy, Because Even AI Needs a Hot Bath
Sep 2
Abbott's New Sensor Watches Your Ketones So You Don't End Up in the ER Like This Writer Did
Sep 2
Hackers Apparently Stole 150 Million IDs, Because Of Course They Did
Sep 2
Hubble Spots a New Decagon Around Saturn's South Pole, Because Six Sides Was So Last Season
Sep 2
Green Party Members Give Zack Polanski the Nod for a Seat Labour Considers Its Own
Sep 2
Uber to Cut 3,000 Jobs in Restructuring, Because Too Many Layers Slows Down the 'Biggest Opportunities Ahead'
Sep 2
Vuelta a España: Britain's Brennan Seals Hat-Trick of Stage Wins, Proving First Grand Tour Is the Best Place for a Collection
Sep 2
Zelensky to Airlines: Russian Airspace Now With Extra Drones, Please Adjust
Sep 2
OpenAI's Astra May Be the 'Single Worst Development for AI Security' - And It's Also Delayed
Sep 2
Pop-Up Day Camp for Young Wildfire Survivors Proves That Sometimes the Cavalry Shows Up with Name Tags and Laser Tag
Sep 2
Feeling Lucky? Now You Can Bet on the Apocalypse (Terms and Conditions Apply)
Sep 2
America's Produce Aisle Now a Surprise Party for Parasites, Bacteria, and Printing Ink
Sep 2
Belkin's Kid Headphones Now 25 Percent Quieter On Your Wallet
Sep 2
Agile Space Industries Cuts Ribbon, Expands Durango HQ to 40,000 Square Feet of Rocket-Powered Ambition
Sep 2
Burnham's PMQs Debut Proves New Politics Still Means Old Punch-Ups
Sep 2
UK Banks Rake in £200bn, Politicians Consider Asking Nicely for Some of It Back
Sep 2
Andy Stott Returns From Five-Year Hiatus With an Album Made of Almost Nothing - and We Mean That as a Compliment
Sep 2
Your Robot Butler Dreams: Cute, But It Can't Even Open Your Detergent
Sep 2
Ceasefire? What Ceasefire? Gaza Death Toll Passes 900 This Year, Ministry Says
Sep 2
Physicists Go Hunting for One Exotic Particle, Stumble Upon Two Weird Ones Instead
Sep 2
Nepal-Tibet Flood: Thousands Missing, Recovery Begins, and the Search for the Living Continues
Sep 2
Acer's New Laptop Is Nearly a Pound Lighter Than MacBook Air, Borrows a Name From Razer
Sep 2
Michigan Drops $7.5M to See If It's Sitting on a Clean Energy Gold Mine (Or Just Really Old Rocks)
Sep 2
Pesticides: The Unwanted Seasonal Harvest for Nearly Half the World's Farmers
Sep 2
Toddlers and Teens Alike Flock to A&E as Mental Health Crisis Hits New Heights
Sep 2
Government Caps School Logo Items at Three, Parents Still Not Convinced They'll Save Money
Sep 2
Venice Film Festival Serves Up Oasis, Seven-Hour Bertolucci, and a Very Confused Bertolucci Apology
Sep 2
South Korea Jails Care Home Boss for Sexual Abuse, Because Apparently Laws Aren't Magic
Sep 2
Bond Markets Throw Global Tantrum, Threatening Chancellor's Budget Headroom
Sep 2
AI Startup Hits $3.2B Valuation Faster Than You Can Say 'Unicorn'
Sep 2
Horse Owners Feeling the Pinch: Blue Cross Reports 160% Surge in Equine Surrenders
Sep 2
Consumer Group Lists 10 Downing Street on Booking.com, Exposes 'Unfit' Fraud Checks
Sep 2
Euro Summer: Now With 100% More Heatstroke and 0% More Charm
Sep 2
Study Finds Waiting Forever for Dementia Diagnosis Is Bad, Shockingly
Sep 2
Scientists Discover 'Black Hole Star,' Turn Plastic Into Cookies, and Other Tales From the Science Fringe
Sep 2
Closet No Longer Useless, Now Just a Very Small Wine Bar With Big French Energy
Sep 2
Whistleblower Warns USPS 'Secret Tracking System' Could Torpedo Mail-In Voting; Democrats Call It a 'Dangerous Power Grab'
Sep 2
Australia's Economy Grows, Sort Of; Telstra Outage Blamed on Lack of Oversight and Expertise (Shocking)
Sep 2
Germany Finally Points Finger at Russia for Leipzig Drone Stunt, Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Sep 2
AI Singularity: It's Here, It's Weird, and Nobody's in Charge (But There's a Podcast About It)
Sep 2
British Aid Worker Mistakenly Declared a Rescue Survivor, Has to Keep Explaining He Was Just Being Helpful
Sep 2
Self-Flying Planes Are Coming, But Don't Expect a Pilot-Free Passenger Jet Just Yet
Sep 2
Giant Ice Cube Survives Fiery Collision With Joe Island, Proving Even Icebergs Have Good Days
Sep 2
Women Posing as Men to Buy Testosterone Online: The New 'Men Are From Mars' Narrative
Sep 2
Plastics Industry Writes the Lesson Plans, Because Who Needs Science When You Have 'Stretch Blow Molding'?
Sep 2
Ariana Grande Wraps Up 'Eternal Sunshine' Tour, Steps Back From Public Life With a Smile (and a Foot Injury)
Sep 2
Thrive Capital Wades Deeper Into FIFA Mess, Hires the Guy Who Defends Elon Musk
Sep 2
Burnham Promises More Devolution and Public Control of Essential Services, Promises to Fix Decades of 'Wrong Turns'
Sep 1
Anthropic's New Fable Release: Cheaper, Less Restrictive, Still Watching You (But Politely)
Sep 1
Arizona Man Allegedly Kills Two Outside Gay Bar, Police Call It a Hate Crime (Because of Course)
Sep 1
Scientists Finally Explain Why Snake Embryos Twist Into Spirals (It's Not Yoga)
Sep 1
Apple Accuses OpenAI of Destroying Evidence in Trade Secrets Lawsuit
Sep 1
NASA's Much-Maligned Orion Heat Shield Turns Out to Be Just Fine, Thanks for Asking
Sep 1
OpenAI Gives Doctors Another Way to Ask ChatGPT Things, Because Why Not
Sep 1
Atacama Desert Gets Snowed On, Because Apparently Even the Driest Place on Earth Isn't Safe
Sep 1
Tourist Discovers Halifax Is Not the Gritty Industrial Town She Feared, Has Feelings About It
Sep 1
RBA to Hike Rates Anyway, Because Apparently 10% House Price Drop Is a 'Not Main Game'
Sep 1
Swinney to Slash Scottish Health Boards from 14 to 2, Because Nothing Says 'Efficiency' Like a Merger
Sep 1
Autistic Boy's 'Fidget Toy' Knife Exclusion Quashed by High Court, Because Apparently 'Last Resort' Means Something Different in England
Sep 1
Oklahoma Man Charged With Murder After Marijuana Facility Goes Boom, Killing Two Employees