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Mathematicians Prove Perfectly Fair Elections Are Impossible, Which Explains A Lot
Mathematicians confirm no voting system can be perfectly fair - so that election you're still mad about? Mathematically inevitable.
2026-08-03
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Scientists Test 39 Sweeteners, Find They're Not Just Sitting There Being Sweet
Cambridge scientists find 39 sweeteners affect gut bacteria, especially when mixed with other stuff like antidepressants. Lab results, not human trials - but still, maybe don't chase your meds with diet soda.
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