The Guardian
Trump reportedly dodged an Iranian assassination threat by hiding in a catering cart for a secret flight, because why not add 'airport catering cart' to the presidential escape repertoire?
The Atlantic
A court filing confirms the Trump administration withheld grants from blue states out of spite, proving that honesty in government is possible - just not without a subpoena.
The Verge
The FBI may stop investigating ICE agents, leaving the agency to investigate itself - a system that has always worked flawlessly for everyone involved.
The Atlantic
Todd Blanche's confirmation hearings arrive with a backdrop of subpoenas, raids, and a White House that treats press freedom like a suggestion.
The Guardian Europe
The Pentagon and DOJ form a joint taskforce to prosecute press leaks, because nothing says 'sacred trust' like subpoenaing journalists who report on security flaws in the president's new plane.
The Good Times
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