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Aug 28
World Finally Invents Heart Attack Definition That Doesn't Forget Women Exist
Aug 28
Gatwick Airport Loses Water Again, Passengers Left High and Dry (Literally)
Aug 28
NASA Reminds Grantees: Paperwork, DEIA Pauses, and Other Joys of Space Funding
Aug 28
Agriculture Secretary Promises to Cut Red Tape So Ranchers Can Process Their Own Beef, Because Apparently That's National Security Now
Aug 28
World's Food System Progress: Moving at the Speed of a Hungry Snail
Aug 28
Americans Finally Realize License Plate Readers Are Creepy, Survey Suggests
Aug 28
Greens Call for Data Centre Moratorium: Because AI Shouldn't Need a Swimming Pool's Worth of Water
Aug 28
Experimental Eye Drops Make Blind Mice See Again, Because of Course It's the Mice
Aug 28
Asda Finally Hears the Checkout Beep of Growth After Two Years of Silence
Aug 28
England v Pakistan: Second Test, Day Two - Live Updates from the OBO
Aug 28
Dutch Court Sentences Man to Life for Rwanda Genocide, Because Apparently He Didn't Get the Memo
Aug 28
Sweetener in Chewing Gum and Jam Now Linked to Strokes and Heart Attacks - Because of Course
Aug 28
Europe Throws Money at Rockets, Louisiana Becomes SpaceX's New Playground, and India's Launch Crisis Continues
Aug 28
Detroit Despairs as Trump's Canada Trade War Punishes the City That Actually Needs Its Neighbor
Aug 28
XGIMI Vibe One Review: A $249 Projector That's Actually Good? Preposterous!
Aug 28
Church Says 'Equitable' Means $641K Max for Rape Survivors, Survivors Beg to Differ
Aug 28
EPA Gives Data Centers a Pass on Clean Air Rules, Because of Course
Aug 28
UK Study Finds Fungal Toxins in 100% of Plant-Based Meats Tested - Vegans, You're Not Safe
Aug 28
Nvidia Achieves AGI, Again, Despite Nobody Knowing What That Means
Aug 28
Football Transfer Rumours: The Annual Ritual of Staring into the Abyss Continues
Aug 28
Iran War: The Six-Month Clusterf*ck in One Timeline
Aug 28
Fed Chief Heads to Mountain Retreat, Hopes Inflation Stays Lost in the Woods
Aug 28
Everything Is America Now: A Satirical Look at the Nation's Bold New Naming Strategy
Aug 28
Dolphin Catches Bird Flu, Researchers Evacuate Island to Avoid Emotional Baggage
Aug 28
Judge Rules Pentagon's 'Supply Chain Risk' Label for Anthropic Was Just a Fancy Way of Saying 'We're Mad'
Aug 28
Nepali Diaspora in Australia Plans Vigils, Raises Funds as Flood Death Toll Hits 469
Aug 28
Lorde and Little Simz to Rock Bristol on Farts of Pure Hydrogen, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Aug 28
NASA's Satellite Has Seen Congaree National Park, and It's a Real Swampy Overachiever
Aug 28
NASA's T-38 Jets Get a Makeover, Because Even Moon Mission Training Needs a Fresh Coat of Paint
Aug 28
GTA VI 'Extended Look' Hits YouTube, Because Rockstar Finally Remembers the Internet Exists
Aug 28
Addicted to Shopping? Meet the Brits Who Beat Their £700-a-Month Habit (Sort Of)
Aug 28
Aussie Family's Nepalese Pilgrimage Goes Sideways: Missing, Not Meditating
Aug 28
Pennsylvania Officials May Have Measled Up the Measles Death Story
Aug 28
One Nation Picks Investment Banker to Lead NSW, Promises to 'Get Rid of Wokery'
Aug 28
xAI Accused of Training Grok on CSAM, Because of Course That's a Thing Now
Aug 28
UK Asylum Hotel Occupancy Halves: Turns Out Processing Claims Faster Works, Who Knew?
Aug 28
West Point Fires Its Only Climate Scientist for Insisting on Teaching Science
Aug 28
Robotic Pizza Makers Keep Burning Out, But Humans Still Make Great Pizza
Aug 28
NASA's Roman Telescope: 1.3 Million Names, 300 Megapixels, Zero Chill
Aug 28
Atlético Madrid CEO Slams Door on Barcelona: Júlian Alvarez 'Never, Ever' Sold, Except Maybe to Arsenal
Aug 28
Uefa Plays Legal Hardball: Files Criminal Complaint Against Infantino Over 'Absurdly Low' World Cup Valuation
Aug 28
Rivian CFO Decides the Real 'New Opportunity' Is a Job That Doesn't Involve Losing Money on Every EV Sold
Aug 28
Startup Claims It Found a Drug to Make Your Blood Young; Refuses to Say What's in It
Aug 28
Roy Cooper's Purple-State Playbook: Boring, Normal, and Surprisingly Effective
Aug 27
1,000 People Buried Their Underpants for Science, and the Results Are in the Journal
Aug 27
AI Executive Musical Chairs Continues: Barret Zoph Lands at Google After OpenAI Return Goes Bust
Aug 27
Climate Crisis Now Destabilising Mountains, Because of Course It Is
Aug 27
Galaxy Z Fold 8 Camera Not Quite Right? Try These 4 Settings Before You Blame Samsung
Aug 27
Space Electronics Podcast Promises Big Numbers, Bigger Dreams, and Zero Apollo Left Behind
Aug 27
Champions League Draw Serves Up Real Madrid vs Arsenal, PSG vs City, and a Quiz Show Winner's Wild Ride
Aug 27
One in Eight Young Brits Still 'Neet' - Which Sounds Like a Compliment, But Isn't
Aug 27
Norway's King Harald Takes a Turn for the Worse, Leaves Nation Fondling Flowers
Aug 27
Frankfurt Airport's Malaria Outbreak: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Aug 27
Judge Sends Trump Golf Course Gun Suspect to the 'Maybe Not All There' Court
Aug 27
Study Finds Your Ancestors Also Refused to Eat Bugs, Probably
Aug 27
OpenAI's Executive Exodus Has One Big Winner: Guess Who's Suddenly Running Everything
Aug 27
Hiker Reunited With Backpack 60 Years After It Fell Into Austrian Glacier, Because Climate Change Is Nothing If Not Efficient
Aug 27
iPhone 4 From 2011 Still Works, But Only as a Cute Paperweight (and We're Not Crying, You Are)
Aug 27
Cosmic Hum Might Actually Be Ancient Black Holes Clearing Their Throats
Aug 27
Broadcaster Jenni Murray Died After Being Dazzled by Headlights, Inquest Hears
Aug 27
Nepal Flash Flood: Death Toll Hits 353, New Lake Threatens to Burst Because Of Course It Does
Aug 27
Trump Weighs Tariffs on Everything With a Chip In It; UK's Youth Unemployment Crisis Continues to Exist
Aug 27
UN Reports Water Everywhere, Destruction Everywhere: Floods Wreak Havoc in Nepal and China
Aug 27
Tanzania's VP Expelled from Ruling Party for Indiscipline, Successor Named
Aug 27
Study Finds Children Self-Harming to Stay in Care, Because That's Somehow the Safer Option
Aug 27
Whale Talk Might Save Them, and Also Make Us Feel Less Special
Aug 27
Big Oil Spends Record $17M to Keep California From Doing the Obvious
Aug 27
'Starwashing': The New Space Race Has an Environmental Problem
Aug 27
One Asteroid Strike May Explain Two Mysteries of Mars’ Moon Deimos
Aug 27
Man's Leftover-Salvaging Habit Tests Partner's Patience and Table Manners
Aug 27
Nigeria's Kidnapping Crisis: Where Running Gets You Shot and Peace Is a Relative Concept
Aug 27
Qantas May Hike Fares and Expand Jetstar Add-On Fees as Profits Dip to Four-Year Low
Aug 27
World Gets Better at Predicting Famines, Decides That's Enough
Aug 27
Burnham Summons Celtic Crew for Autumn Chat, Promises 'Good Jobs' Instead of Just Good Vibes
Aug 27
Africa Adopts Decade-Long Plan to Train 3 Million Health Workers, Because Apparently That's What It Takes
Aug 27
Psychopath Spotting 101: Think Domestic Cat vs. Wild Cat, But With More Lying
Aug 27
Meta Settlement Gets Lukewarm Review From Whistleblower: 'Like Saying You Can Smoke for Two Hours a Day'
Aug 27
Algeria Wildfires Kill 12, Because Nature Is Also Tired of Summer
Aug 27
Satellites and Soil Finally Get Introduced, Agree to Exchange Data
Aug 27
Yayoi Kusama, Polka-Dot Queen and Infinity Mirror Maven, Checks Out at 97
Aug 27
Economists Who Weren’t Worried About the Debt Are Now Panicking
Aug 27
Tour Operator Loses Contact With 15 Australians Aged 11 to 63 Amid Nepal Flooding; PM Offers Consular Assistance
Aug 27
Iceland's EU Referendum: Fish, Fears, and the Fine Art of Not Joining Things
Aug 27
Queensland Woman Somehow Has Twins With Different Parents, Confusing Everyone Including the Law
Aug 27
NASA Intern Builds Storm Shutters for Earth Science Satellites, Minus the Actual Storm
Aug 27
Study Finds Talking to Family About Your Feelings Cuts Hospital Trips by Two-Thirds
Aug 27
Gary Finally Gets Its Lights Back, Just in Time for the Next Derecho
Aug 27
Meta's $18B Child-Safety Deal: A Big Number, a Bigger 'Trust Us' on Age Tech
Aug 27
Anthropic Signs $45 Billion Compute Deal, Because Why Have Money When You Can Have Chips?
Aug 27
Ravyn Lenae Postpones Tour, Promises It'll Be Worth the Wait (We'll Hold You to That)
Aug 27
Pakistan Hospital Fire Kills 14 Babies; Witnesses Claim Locked Doors (Again)
Aug 27
RTX's Blue Canyon Technologies Unveils FleXbus, a Mission Enabler That Sounds Like a Very Flexible Bus
Aug 26
All-Female VC Firm Closes $17M Fund to Invest in the 'Female Economy,' Because Apparently That's Still a Novel Concept
Aug 26
Burnham Drops £500k Donation Cap Promise, Union Backers Cheer, Democracy Sighs
Aug 26
Photographer Finds That Paying People for Portraits Is Somehow More Ethical
Aug 26
FDA Approves Pancreatic Cancer Pill That Actually Works, Scientists Mildly Shocked
Aug 26
European Politicians Enjoy Summer of Record Heat, Respond with Impressive Silence
Aug 26
Researchers Achieve Two Genetic Codes at Once, Because One Was Too Simple
Aug 26
Plug-In Solar Plus Batteries: The Math Says Maybe, But Bring a Calculator
Aug 26
Miley Cyrus Remembers Godmother Dolly Parton: 'I Have an Angel by My Side' (And a Song to Write)