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Aug 19
Camilla Admits It Was 'Quite Difficult' Not Blabbing About King's Cancer Diagnosis, Which Is Fair
Aug 19
Gaza's Missing: A Heartbreaking Game of Hide-and-Seek Where Nobody Wants to Play
Aug 19
Scientists May Have Finally Proved That 'Empty' Space Isn't Really Empty (Again)
Aug 19
Mysterious Maybe Meteor Turns Out to Be Just Another Airplane Contrail
Aug 19
Trump Pauses Canadian Tariffs for Three Days, Claims a Deal (Sort Of)
Aug 19
Coalition Accuses Labor of Veteran Contempt; Victorian Liberals Pledge to 'Throw Open Doors to Gas'
Aug 19
Solange Pays Tribute to Former Co-Star Hayden Panettiere, Because Even Cheerleading Movies Can Leave a Mark
Aug 19
America's Rural Lands Are Burning, and Apparently So Is the Usual Fire Narrative
Aug 19
PM's Grand Plan to End Rough Sleeping: 'Get Everyone In for Christmas' (Fingers Crossed)
Aug 19
Chinese Robot Maker Unitree Soars 600% in IPO, Because Who Needs Humans Anyway?
Aug 19
Activist Who Fought Luxury Hotel Gets Extended Stay in Jail, Courtesy of National Security Act
Aug 19
Study Finds Breathing Less Pollution Is Actually Good For Kids, As Predicted
Aug 19
SpaceX Finally Tows Starship to Port After 24 Days at Sea, Because Why Not
Aug 19
OpenAI Hits Pause on AI Development After Rogue Agent Decides to Go Hacking
Aug 19
UK's Cash Decline Slows, Because Apparently Even Dying Payment Methods Need a Grace Period
Aug 19
Florida, Wyoming and Alaska Hold Primaries; California Voters to Pick Swalwell Successor - Live
Aug 19
Milwaukee Rapper Funny $Money Dead at 33 After Shooting
Aug 19
London's Ulez: The 'War on Drivers' That Apparently Gave Kids Better Lungs
Aug 19
DOJ's Probe into Andreessen Horowitz Board Seats Leaves VCs Baffled, Because Nothing Says Conflict Like a $190B Competitor
Aug 19
Harvard Pays $53m to Say 'Sorry We Let Someone Sell Grandma's Brain'
Aug 19
Satellite Confirms Gaza's Farmland Has Gone on an Extreme Diet: Just 3% Left
Aug 19
Bayern Star Jamal Musiala Reveals 'Treatable Absence Seizures' Behind On-Pitch Collapses
Aug 18
Earthquake Gives Granada's Alhambra an Unexpected Afternoon Off
Aug 18
SpaceX Leaves Its Mark on the Moon, NASA's Orbiter Takes Notes
Aug 18
OpenAI Adds Security Guardrails After Its Models Briefly Went on a Field Trip
Aug 18
Meta Takes the Stand: Social Media's Big Tobacco Moment Finally Arrives, Complete With $200bn Price Tag
Aug 18
UK Job Vacancies Hit Five-Year Low; Small Firms Blame Costs, Iran War, and the General Malaise
Aug 18
Belgium's Biggest Wildfire in a Century Gets a Rain Check, Firefighters Hope to Encircling Victory
Aug 18
Apple's iOS Adds Another Annoying Tap, So Here's a Secret Way to Skip It
Aug 18
Tupac Murder Trial, Day 2: Gang Leader's 1997 Chat with Cop Takes Center Stage
Aug 18
Narwhal Tusks Have a Hidden Twist: Science Finally Explains the Unicorn Horn's Secret
Aug 18
Charity Reports 'Never Higher' Demand for Free School Uniforms, Because of Course
Aug 18
Eoptic Gets the Nod to Put Its DeepScan™ Eyes in the Sky by 2027
Aug 18
Spotify Boss's Body Scanner Finally Invades America, Because of Course
Aug 18
Philippine Student Livestreams School Shooting, Kills Classmate and Self; Second Attack in Two Months
Aug 18
ABC Sues FCC, Claims Agency Is Using Broadcast Licenses as a Weapon of Mass Correction
Aug 18
OpenAI Unveils ChatGPT for Teens, Promises It's Definitely Not Just Old Features in a Hoodie
Aug 18
Miami Beach Gets a New 'Season': Seaweed, Seaweed Everywhere
Aug 18
Sonic the Hedgehog at 35: Still Running, Still Selling Out, Still Faster Than Your Dad’s Midlife Crisis
Aug 18
Finally, an App That Lets You Read the Fine Print Without Pretending You're Not Squinting
Aug 18
Scotland's Last Shipyard Announces Voluntary Redundancies, Blames 'Due Diligence' and General Shipbuilding Sadness
Aug 18
Refugee's Life A Series of Unwanted Relocations Since Age 10; Landlords Everywhere Unimpressed
Aug 18
Astronauts Go to the Moon, Mostly Because Humans Have Itchy Feet
Aug 18
Houseplant Hacks: Because Nothing Says 'New Arrival' Like a Surprise Spider Mite Infestation
Aug 18
Zambia's President Wins Second Term, Opposition Claims It Wasn't That Simple
Aug 18
Family of Missing 18-Year-Old Hiker 'Absolutely Devastated' as Search Enters Day Seven in NSW's Unforgiving Bushland
Aug 18
Man Convinces Himself Government Grant Wasn't a Scam; Bills Drop to 2p a Day
Aug 18
Sri Lankan Doctors Remove Bladder Stone That Weighs More Than a Newborn, Because Of Course
Aug 18
Out-of-Office Etiquette: Because Apparently We Need Rules for Not Being at Work
Aug 18
Study Finds England's Friendliest Place Is an Island Chain, While Barking Remains, Well, Barking
Aug 18
Half of British Homes Now Take Longer to Sell, Because Waiting for a Better Deal Is a Hobby Now
Aug 18
Study Finds Justice System Prefers Its Victims Not Too Vulnerable, Please
Aug 18
HEO Borrows Planet's Satellites to Photograph Other Satellites, Because Space Is Now a Surveillance Drama
Aug 18
Ancient Egyptians Pioneered Coffin-Sharing, Study Finds
Aug 18
Russia's 'Weaponise Winter' Campaign Off to a Blazing Start, Naftogaz Confirms
Aug 18
Coalition MPs Storm Out to Protest Gambling Bill; Greens Leader Says Labor Should 'Hang Their Heads in Shame'
Aug 18
Welsh Women Forced to Traverse Border for Abortion Care, Doctor Says - Because Apparently That's a Thing in 2024
Aug 18
California Finally Tackles the Scandal of Inefficient Tires, Saves Drivers a Cool Billion
Aug 18
Library Pulls Book About Genocide Because It Upsets Someone, As Libraries Do
Aug 18
Anthropic's Revenue Does the Math Olympiad: From $9B to $65B Faster Than You Can Say 'Scaling Laws'
Aug 18
Stop Paying for Smartphone Storage You Don't Need: A Guide to Not Throwing Money at Tech Giants
Aug 18
Fifa Fires COO Who Dared to Point Out the Obvious About Infantino's Plan
Aug 18
Curiosity Marks 14 Years on Mars by Doing Science, Because That's What It Does
Aug 18
Tiny 1.7-Billion-Year-Old Fossils Could Reveal How Complex Life Began
Aug 18
Mushroom Murderer Erin Patterson Appeals Conviction, Cites Jury Hotel Mishap and Questionable Evidence
Aug 18
Burnham Scraps Disabled Bus Pass Curfew, Because Disabled People Apparently Don't Exist Before 9:30am
Aug 18
Cancer Survivor's Next Battle: An £8,000 Bill for a Chance at Motherhood
Aug 18
NASA's Air Pollution Study in Ethiopia Reveals Soot Levels That Make LA Look Like a Health Spa
Aug 18
Columbia House Finally Calls It Quits After 71 Years of Selling Music Nobody Asked For
Aug 17
AI Video Startup Higgsfield Raises $400M, Valuation Quadruples to $5.4B in 8 Months - Because Why Not
Aug 17
Last Chance to Save Up to $300 on TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 Passes Before Friday's Deadline
Aug 17
Nvidia Discloses $21B SpaceX Stake, Because Apparently Chip Money Grows on Rockets
Aug 17
NASA Teaches Future Planetary Scientists the Fine Art of Explaining Things to Humans
Aug 17
Nuns to the Rescue: D.C. Women Find Affordable Housing and a Built-In Family, Just in Time for It to End
Aug 17
Nuns vs. Mayor: Holy War Erupts Over Italian Beach Club (Jesus Saves, But Not the Concession)
Aug 17
Study Confirms You Can Eat More, Weigh Less, If You Just Eat Different Stuff
Aug 17
DUP MP Jim Shannon Charged With Common Assault, Because Apparently Politics Wasn't Enough Drama
Aug 17
Reform's Richard Tice Tells Brits to Stop Worrying and Love the Heatwave
Aug 17
Swansea Sends Off Bonnie Tyler With Bells, Applause, and a Welsh Flag
Aug 17
Medieval Siege Victim Takes Record for Only Known Trebuchet Casualty
Aug 17
WordPress.com Gives Students Free Websites, Because Apparently Social Media Isn't Enough
Aug 17
Study Finds Learning Stuff Machines Can Do Still Has Point, Scientists Relieved
Aug 17
Webb's Little Red Dots May Be Hiding Entire Galaxies, Astronomers Suspect
Aug 17
Aussie Rules Players Under Investigation After Celebrating Win a Little Too Hard
Aug 17
Au Vodka Nears £500m Sale to BuzzBallz Owner, Proving That Kicking a Ball Boy Was a Solid Career Move
Aug 17
TikTok Sleuths Turn Murder Trial Into True-Crime Fan Fiction, Experts Roll Eyes
Aug 17
PM Andy Burnham Falls for Fake Trump Chief of Staff, Because Why Would Anyone Verify Anything Anymore?
Aug 17
British Seas Get a Heatwave Makeover: Sunfish, Octopuses, and Disappearing Cod
Aug 17
Green Lantern Show Proves Extrinsic Superhero Powers Are Still a Charging Nightmare
Aug 17
Geologists Hunt for Buried Hydrogen, Discover It's Mostly Just Leaking Out of Existing Holes
Aug 17
Virgin Gets Green Light to Challenge Eurostar's Channel Tunnel Monopoly, Because Competition is Apparently a Thing
Aug 17
Lynk and Omnispace Merge Into Elveo Mobile, Because One Satellite Messaging Company Wasn't Confusing Enough
Aug 17
Indonesia's Earthquake: 53 Dead, 5,000 Displaced, and the Aid Is Taking the Scenic Route
Aug 17
Germans Decide the Best Way to See the World Is to Stay Home
Aug 17
Ukrainian Strikes Kill Six in Russia; Mutual Drone Violence Continues Apace
Aug 17
10-Cent Heart Drug Cuts Hospitalizations by 25%, Because Apparently Cheap Things Can Work
Aug 17
Labor Unveils 'Do Not Call' for Gambling Ads, Because Opting Out of Everything Individually Was Too Hard
Aug 17
Hayden Panettiere, Hero and Nashville Star, Dies at 36, Leaving the Cheerleader's World a Little Less Saved
Aug 17
Lala Downgraded to Tropical Storm, Still Manages to Ruin Sunday Plans Across Hawaii
Aug 17
Ferrari's First EV Sells for $40M, Because Nothing Says 'Future of Motoring' Like a Charity Auction Record