BBC World
37 suspected illegal miners die in Nigerian custody; officials blame disease, but survivors say it was overcrowding and no ventilation. Who knew a lack of air could be so fatal?
BBC World
Mexico's drug cartels have discovered Nigeria's forests make excellent meth labs, because nothing says 'restaurant business venture' like a lab coat and a reaction pot.
BBC World
Uber bids farewell to Nigeria and Uganda, citing 'difficult decision' - drivers cite impossible economics - while the company trims 10% of its workforce globally.
BBC World
Nigeria's bandit crisis: villages burned, schools raided, and the government's 'biggest ever' security budget still isn't enough - meanwhile, the vigilantes are a 'time bomb'.
BBC World
In a Nigerian town, the 'Vulture King' is fighting to save vultures from extinction, proving that even the ugliest birds can be loved - and are vital for our health.
BBC World
Nigeria's army rescues 33 kidnapped travellers, proving that with enough firepower, even a Saturday afternoon abduction can end well - until the next one.
BBC World
Nigeria's president gives junior soldiers an 80% pay raise - their second in a month - to show appreciation for battling bandits and jihadists, though troops remain skeptical until cash hits their accounts.
BBC World
Nigeria's rivers keep claiming lives as officials promise life jackets and safety rules that nobody enforces, leaving families to grieve and wonder if anyone's actually listening.
BBC World
Nigeria's military frees 44 kidnapped after two months; families relieved, critics ask where the Safe School money went, and kidnappers learn the southwest is also fair game.
The Guardian
Nigerians cope with floods, lost fish, and the sound of rain triggering 'ecological grief' - because apparently climate change also comes with a free anxiety subscription.
BBC World
Nigeria's government accidentally funded a fake agency for nearly a year - offices, staff, budget and all - until someone noticed it never legally existed. Whoops.
BBC World
Nigeria's president orders probe into a fake agency that allegedly got $950k in public funds and a spot in the federal budget - because apparently, you can just set up a government department with a forged letter and some nerve.
BBC World
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie accuses Euracare Hospital of obstructing an inquest into her toddler son's death, citing medical negligence and incomplete records.
BBC World
Hundreds of captives are free from Boko Haram, but Nigeria's army and a local youth group are in a fierce battle over who gets the hero sticker.
The Guardian Europe
Anthony Joshua finally talks about the car crash that killed two friends, but his main concern is being a 'good soldier' for their parents - his own feelings can wait until after the next fight.
BBC World
Gunmen kidnap over 50 children, including toddlers, from three schools in Nigeria - because apparently we're still doing this.
BBC World
Nollywood star Alexx Ekubo dies at 40 from advanced metastatic kidney cancer, leaving behind a legacy of awards, humanitarian work, and a fiancée who called off their wedding three months before.
BBC World
Nigeria's opposition does a party-switching cha-cha ahead of the presidential election, because nothing builds unity like ditching your coalition for a new one.
BBC World
Nigeria plans to repatriate 130 nationals from South Africa after anti-immigrant attacks, with officials decrying 'xenophobic rhetoric' and demanding justice for two killed Nigerians.
BBC World
Islamic State claims responsibility for a deadly attack on a Nigerian football pitch that killed 29, burned homes and churches, and left a community wondering if any public space is safe.
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