The Guardian
Texas supreme court says a medically fragile surrogate baby can go to California for heart treatment, because apparently that was up for debate.
The Guardian Europe
Democrats warn of rigged elections, Republicans rally in Dallas, and a Nebraska governor's hog farm hires the undocumented - welcome to American democracy, where the only thing more predictable than the chaos is the hypocrisy.
The Guardian
Surrogate gives birth in Texas after legal drama involving abortion bans, a heart defect, and accusations of 'political theater' - because what's a pregnancy without a little courtroom flair?
The Guardian
Trump announces a midterm convention in Dallas, because who needs tradition when you have a burning desire to party like it's an election year?
The Atlantic
Texas Republicans call Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico weak and unmanly, while their own guy Ken Paxton has an impeachment, a divorce settlement, and a securities fraud case in his closet - but sure, it's the soy boys who are the problem.
The Guardian
Democrats think Ken Paxton's baggage might actually help them win the Senate, which says a lot about both Paxton and the current political climate.
The Guardian
Ken Paxton crushes a sitting senator in a primary, Trump celebrates, and Democrats start licking their chops at the prospect of flipping Texas blue.
The Guardian
Trump backs Paxton, builds a UFC octagon on the White House lawn, and NASA picks Bezos over Musk for moon base - all while Iran cries foul and Penn Station gets a Trump-themed makeover.
The Verge
Netflix's ad-supported plan now reaches 250 million people, up from 94 million last year, and the company is adding commercials to vertical videos and podcasts while raising prices.
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