BBC Politics
John Swinney reassures Scots they won't travel further for healthcare under his plan to cut health boards from 14 to two - just don't ask for specifics, job numbers, or a timeline.
BBC Business
Scotland's health boards are about to get a dramatic makeover: from 14 to 2, because who needs local control when you can have one big board for the west and another for the east?
The Guardian
Scotland's First Minister vows to end violence against women, because apparently laws alone haven't done the trick yet. Also, Tupac's murder finally gets a verdict.
BBC Business
Scotland's food price cap plan gets a collective 'no thanks' from 23 business groups, who call it a gimmick that could actually make groceries pricier.
BBC Politics
Scotland's state investment bank loses £138m, blames 'challenging environment,' and vows to learn from its mistakes - again.
The Guardian
After 11 days, a Scottish wildfire finally gets its act together and forces an entire village to evacuate, because apparently slow-burning chaos wasn't getting enough attention.
BBC Politics
King Charles opens Scottish Parliament with pageantry, poetry, and a reminder that climate change is still a thing; First Minister Swinney promises to weather the storm, literally and metaphorically.
BBC Business
Swinney insists his plan to cap food prices is about helping struggling shoppers, not starting a fight with Westminster - though the timing is certainly convenient.
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