TechCrunch
Apple Snaps Up Huxe Team in Reverse Acqui-Hire, Because Normal Acquisitions Are So Last Season
Apple scoops up Huxe's team and tech in a reverse acqui-hire, because nothing says innovation like hiring people whose app just shut down.
2026-10-11
TechCrunch
2026-08-10
Ars Technica
Ars Live: Ross Scott on Why Your Favorite Game Might Just Die and What We Can Do About It
Ross Scott joins Ars Technica to discuss the Stop Killing Games movement, legislative efforts, and why your digital library might be a ticking time bomb.
2026-08-09
SpaceNews
Europe's IRIS² Constellation Gets Bigger, Pricier, and Somehow Still On Schedule
The EU's IRIS² satellite constellation just got 66 more satellites and a 47% cost hike, but hey, at least launches are still on track for 2029.
2026-07-20
The Verge
AliExpress Fined $629 Million for Selling the Kind of Stuff You'd Find in a Gas Station Bathroom
The EU fines AliExpress $629 million for turning a blind eye to counterfeit and unsafe products, because apparently 'we have a lot of customers' is not a valid legal defense.
2026-07-18
The Guardian
EU Carbon Market: The Planet's Best Hope Gets a Little Less Hopeful
Europe's flagship carbon market gets a tune-up that critics say sounds more like a slowdown, with free permits for polluters extended and the cap reduction rate eased - because apparently fighting climate change is hard when your Jenga tower is made…
2026-07-16
The Verge
EU Orders Google to Share Android with AI Rivals; Google Wins by Losing, Apple Learns Siri Lessons
EU forces Google to open Android to rival AI assistants, but gives it a year to comply - a luxury Apple didn't get for Siri AI, as Google outmaneuvers Cupertino in regulatory chess.
2026-05-25
SpaceNews
EU Arctic Policy Needs to Remember That Norway Has a Rocket Pad, Actually
EU's Arctic policy update risks forgetting about Norway's only spaceport, which would be like building a highway but refusing to use the on-ramp.
2026-05-12
The Guardian
Teen Bedroom Installation Reminds EU That 20,500 Ukrainian Kids Are Still in Russia’s 'Health Camps'
An art installation of a teen bedroom at the EU headquarters highlights the plight of over 20,500 Ukrainian children forcibly taken to Russia, as diplomats meet to discuss their return.
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