The Atlantic
Ferrari's first EV, the Luce, is a $640,000 hatchback designed by ex-Apple guru Jony Ive - and traditionalists are not amused by the aerodynamic suppository aesthetic.
TechCrunch
Apple promises a Siri that forgets your chats automatically, because the alternative is admitting it still can't remember what you asked five seconds ago.
Ars Technica
OpenAI discovers that Apple's idea of a promotional partnership is making users say 'ChatGPT' like it's a magic word, then showing the results in a window the size of a Post-it note.
BBC Business
Microsoft, Apple, and other tech giants are deploying cartoon mascots to make themselves seem friendlier, because nothing says 'trust us with your data' like a smiley blob.
The Verge
After years of letting you do nothing but point and shoot, Apple’s iOS 27 Camera app will let you rearrange the icons at the top. Revolutionary.
TechCrunch
After years of green bubble stigma and regulatory arm-twisting, Apple finally lets Android and iPhone users send encrypted texts, because nothing says progress like a lock icon.
ZDNet
Apple's $599 MacBook Neo is so good it's embarrassing Windows laptops, forcing LG and others to rethink their budget offerings - while Google eyes a ChromeOS comeback.
The Verge
Apple finally asks for proof that you're actually hitting the books, not just hitting the 'buy' button on discounted gadgets.
The Good Times
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