TechCrunch
Apple to Make Siri Forgettable in More Ways Than One
Apple promises a Siri that forgets your chats automatically, because the alternative is admitting it still can't remember what you asked five seconds ago.
2026-05-17
TechCrunch
2026-05-15
Ars Technica
OpenAI Feels 'Burned' by Apple's ChatGPT Integration, May Sue Over What It Calls a Crappy Prom
OpenAI discovers that Apple's idea of a promotional partnership is making users say 'ChatGPT' like it's a magic word, then showing the results in a window the size of a Post-it note.
2026-05-12
The Verge
Apple Finally Lets You Touch the Camera App Settings Without a Court Order
After years of letting you do nothing but point and shoot, Apple’s iOS 27 Camera app will let you rearrange the icons at the top. Revolutionary.
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