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India's iPhone 18 Pro Now Arrives Faster Than a Pizza, Because Waiting Is for Peasants
India's quick-commerce apps now deliver the iPhone 18 Pro in 10 minutes, because apparently even instant gratification needed to be faster.
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ZDNet
Tech Writer Discovers Smaller iPhone Also Has a Camera, World Reels
A tech writer bravely discovers that the smaller iPhone 18 Pro is basically the same as the Pro Max, except you can hold it without a forklift.
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