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Apple Posts Record Sales, Incoming CEO Gets to Deal With RAMageddon as a Welcome Gift
Apple hits a record $111.2 billion quarter, but the AI industry's chip hunger spells trouble for iPhone prices and incoming CEO John Ternus.
2026-05-01
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2026-04-21
Apple CEO Tim Cook Announces Retirement, Will Be Replaced By Guy Who Was Already Doing The Job
After 15 years of dramatic growth and supply chain wizardry, Tim Cook will hand the CEO reins to his long-rumored successor, hardware chief John Ternus, in 2026.
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