The Verge
Samsung's new ad features a Tim Cook lookalike from Palmerston North buying a Galaxy Z Fold 8, because why innovate when you can just imitate?
The Verge
Tim Cook's CEO legacy is less about iPhones and more about a masterclass in geopolitical tightrope walking between Xi and Trump - with a few gold statues thrown in.
TechCrunch
Apple hoards $11.1 billion in inventory, double its usual stash, as 'RAMageddon' memory shortages and rising costs force it to raise prices and scramble for supply - Tim Cook's final act as CEO.
The Verge
Apple’s new parental controls aim to help parents - and deflect regulatory heat onto Meta and other app developers.
TechCrunch
Apple hits a record $111.2 billion quarter, but the AI industry's chip hunger spells trouble for iPhone prices and incoming CEO John Ternus.
After 15 years of dramatic growth and supply chain wizardry, Tim Cook will hand the CEO reins to his long-rumored successor, hardware chief John Ternus, in 2026.
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