The Verge
Samsung Wants You to Gamble $30 on a Phone That Doesn't Exist Yet
Samsung offers $30 in accessory credit for registering interest in unannounced foldable phones, because who doesn't want to pre-order a mystery device?
2026-07-08
The Verge
2026-07-02
TechCrunch
Anthropic Considers Custom Chips, Calls Samsung for a Chat
Anthropic is in talks with Samsung about making its own AI chips, because nothing says independence from Nvidia like teaming up with Nvidia's biggest partner.
2026-06-29
Ars Technica
South Korea Drops $1 Trillion on Memory Chips and Robot Friends, Because Why Not
South Korea drops a cool trillion on chips and robots, hoping to double DRAM production and deploy humanoid workers by 2028 - workers are thrilled, as you might imagine.
The Verge
July 4th Sales: Because Nothing Says 'Independence' Like Discounted Gadgets
Prime Day may be over, but July 4th sales are here to remind you that freedom means saving money on stuff you probably don't need.
2026-06-23
ZDNet
Samsung's 4TB T9 SSD: 32% Off, Because You Definitely Need to Store That Many 4K Videos of Your Cat
Samsung's 4TB T9 SSD is 32% off at $790 - because your backups deserve speed and a rubberized coat.
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